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jimonalimb 5 points ago +5 / -0

"1980s Madonna called...she wants her outfit back."

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jimonalimb 7 points ago +7 / -0

Alex Jones was roundly mocked for saying such ten years ago.

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jimonalimb 5 points ago +5 / -0

If only that were a pasty white woman! Regardless, epic!

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jimonalimb 2 points ago +2 / -0

"May the odds be ever in your favor."

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jimonalimb 10 points ago +10 / -0

Language primer!: Don't say "this is Biden's disaster" INSTEAD: "This is a Biden/Harris disaster!" She's gonna be prez soon anyway.

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jimonalimb 11 points ago +11 / -0

"How many guns were seized?" "None your honor." "Fuckouttahere!"

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jimonalimb 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why doesn't Ford put the plant right on the border? That way, they can get squalid safety, shoddy quality AND utilize all that child slave labor? It'll be like the good ole days!

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jimonalimb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Heeeeyyyy, that's a great idea for a product! The Finger Mask!

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jimonalimb 28 points ago +28 / -0

Now Dominion cannot stop the discovery process, even if they want to.

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jimonalimb 9 points ago +9 / -0

We have the smoking gun, the bullets, the fingerprints, the victim, the motive, the video and the witnesses. Seems we're missing something I can't put my finger on. Or can I?

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jimonalimb 19 points ago +19 / -0

With Klinger, you're less likely to die from negligent discharge of a firearm.

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jimonalimb 8 points ago +8 / -0

Loved the manner in which he dissected her question and shattered her illusion of integrity.

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jimonalimb 25 points ago +25 / -0

Dems: "give us what we want or the hostage gets it." Hostage=you.

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jimonalimb 20 points ago +20 / -0

In other words: "Do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God."

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jimonalimb 1 point ago +1 / -0

For our elected representatives, there's only one question that needs answered: "WTF are you going to do to stop election fraud, RIGHT NOW?"

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jimonalimb 4 points ago +4 / -0

Quarentined, captive audience...still lowest since 2007. Them: "Progress."

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jimonalimb 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, he drives his topless jeep around in the middle of a Kansas winter.

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jimonalimb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Obviously, the native American Chiefs defeat the white Eurocentric Buccaneers. There can be no other possible outcome to defeat this coup.

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