I think we should invade Mexico and take it as ours.

He could have taken the last year off, but he was there for us until the very end. Much respect to El Rushbo!!

Yes.

Bill Barr approved.

Sell treated lumber to lefties

Don't give piss pants Pelosi any ideas!!!

Dispoooooted

My business partner gets tested weekly and hasn’t been to the office in months.

Thanks!! I didn’t clarify she’s a girl 😊

When he said “your” I don’t think he was referring to you, but any would be intruder.

Bank of America? Last time I went there, all the signs inside were in Spanish. Not one English speaking customer inside. More like Bank of Mexico!! I’m in CA.

My dogs would never vote left. I don’t raise pussies.

Nice sack of fweedom seeds

Hold the line!!!!

There’s more than one way to interpret that statement.

Don't eat out the White House Skittles jar...

Glorious

Ni-Hao is mandarin chynees. Kon'nichiwa is japanese

No, but he blamed the "storming" on Trump and had nothing to say in defense of the Patriots. He doesn't have our back.

I'll have a venti covfefe with soy milk foam.

That's the one!! Dang, you guys are the best. It took all of 3 minutes to get the answer I was looking for. I love you guys!!!

We have their suites ready in Gitmo.

They got us into this mess. They need to help make it right before they knock on the pearly gates.

There won’t be a pitchfork in stock within 300 miles of DC

Cowboy walks into the blacksmiths shop, picks up a horseshoe and quickly puts it back down. The blacksmith, with a smirk on his face says what’s the matter, is that horseshoe a little too hot for you? Cowboy says “ nope, it just doesn’t take me long to look at a horseshoe.”