My grandson goes to school in this district. His dad is 6'2 and wears a cowboy hat and walks him to and from 1st grade. My grandson's mother is Spanish and will separate you from your balls if you fuck with her kid.
"I'm going to commit predicate acts on you to support RICO"
You numba ten!
Must. Maintain. Mass.
Old people who still watch network news. (I'm 70)
Freight strap *fixed
Don't forget he dropped a million on Amber Heard for some crazy 3-ways with her butch girlfriends. The guy's awesome.
Everyone carries a camera. Sandbag. Anybody?
That's awfully white of them.
I'd put on a waffen ss uniform and hate-fuck her and AOC in a threesome.
He screwed the pooch.
For decades I have evaluated strangers firstmost by the shape and thickness of their skulls.
We need to start calling him "Booger".
"Hello Mr. President. My name's Roberta, but you can call me 'Bob'."
His right leg was totally numb, probably from locking his knee.
How about showing us the logs for chrissakes. Getting real tired of made-up horseshit. Yeah, he went to the island. 100 times? That's pretty crazy, unless it's made up horseshit.
I'm not the only one growing weary...
Expect to see actual shit fights in five years.
Dude from Steely Dan losing his shit in Target.
This is parody. Can't you see it's that long-haired red-headed dude who puts out cutting comedy vids? His voice comes through near the end.
He does such a good fag he really got you guys!
Bet the original even has a water mark.
Baby's first MRI.
She gives me a boner.
Test...test.