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jsphere256 7 points ago +7 / -0

TIL I was the bad dude all along

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jsphere256 46 points ago +46 / -0

Reminder, Trump's IRS actually started sending US money

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jsphere256 77 points ago +77 / -0

We are the gorilla channel now

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jsphere256 1 point ago +1 / -0

I could have said, "Mitt, drop to your knees," and he would have done it

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jsphere256 1 point ago +1 / -0

They keep saying it because we keep falling for it

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jsphere256 1 point ago +1 / -0

howdy neighbor, can I borrow the gat? ...yes, for the snow.

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jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can we take a moment and circle back on what I say what in the FUCK she just said

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jsphere256 1 point ago +1 / -0

That "GOP" is actually a 60 ft tall crustacean from the paleozoic era and you gave that Loch Ness monster a dollar didn't you

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jsphere256 1 point ago +1 / -0

you know, I'm something of a BACKSTABBER myself

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jsphere256 12 points ago +12 / -0

Adjusting for wind resistance, I'd have to say neither one is hitting soon enough

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jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

Penguin George Floyd looks high af

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