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jsphere256 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seven was good enough for Voldemort, nothing comes after seven

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jsphere256 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm cool with this. The women will just come to my place instead.

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jsphere256 1 point ago +1 / -0

Reaches for nurse button, hits nuclear button instead

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jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

Daisy Ridley is positively charming, not great actress tho

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jsphere256 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait until you see the trailer for Gerard Butler's upcoming sequel, "The Anus Has Fallen"

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jsphere256 1 point ago +1 / -0

No Proof = No Evidence (saved blue anons some time)

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jsphere256 3 points ago +3 / -0

Astronaut in orbit: "So literally everything the light touches is racism?"

Other astronaut: "Always has been."

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jsphere256 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here Ned, wear this garage door pull. I know it looks like a noose, but I promise it'll fix this whole situation.

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jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

suck my "guidance"

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jsphere256 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based elder trash man aside, yes it is usually a crime to put something in or remove something from a dumpster if you are not authorized. Just some good advice.

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jsphere256 1 point ago +1 / -0

Welcome to the "unzip & mount up" dystopia

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