Cool, a free helicopter ride!
Lt Col Fatass put his full, and considerable, weight into betraying his commander in chief. Still failed!
Not nearly as much force as these blue balls
When the average African nation has a better power grid than California
How do you cook these bad boys
You talking about that gym "Capitol Gains"?
We say "polio-free", Gates hears "free polio".
JESUS RUDY JUST DO IT ALREADY
You mean Saddam's dick... Satan is the bottom
Quality post right here
"I call this haircut the 'William Tell'. Hold still."
Accurate meme, but to be clear the air circulation in a jet plane is legendary. People used to freely smoke in there without any issues.
Do people actually grasp the unbelievable speed at which things are improving? This literally has never happened anywhere.
Great trigger discipline
It's Toyota Corolla, Adam Carolla
Obviously she cares more about her property than black lives!
Alex Jones w/ heart rate monitor
Better sit this one out, chief
Claim: All politicians are lizard people
Fact: Not all reptiles are lizards
We rate this claim "Mostly False"
Do not approach
Describe the suspect: white woman, early 30s, blonde, bob haircut, drives a large SUV, asked to see the manager
You can tell Mark the settlement just got $10 million higher
Surprised she didn't come out wiith the little foil thingys in her hair still
IT WAS A SET UP
Hey Siri, stop auto-generating fake news from eavesdropping