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jung 21 points ago +21 / -0

Technically I think it's correct, since BLM is an acronym and B comes before Ba.

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jung 5 points ago +5 / -0

"You know, you can't just go around and shoot people in the kneecaps with a double-barrelled shotgun 'cause you pissed at 'em."

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jung 6 points ago +6 / -0

bro ill be damned if you didn't just give me a glimmer of hope. shut down the propaganda machine and this can all disappear overnight. thank you.

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jung 98 points ago +98 / -0

Sen. John Kennedy, R-La., called the plan "clearly a serious effort to compete in the Woke Olympics. I would give it 9.7....The only way I know how to improve their bill is with the shredder."

fucking based.

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jung 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dc/Tammy_Duckworth%2C_official_portrait%2C_115th_Congress.jpg

convince me tammy duckworth is not an alien creature stuffed into a disfigured human body. look at her eyes barely peeking out from those overstuffed sockets. no nasal bridge. look at her teeth. SHE HAS A MIDDLE FRONT TOOTH. that is not human. this woman is not a human being. her body suit was grown in a lab on a space ship.

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jung 15 points ago +15 / -0

is that a fucking wuhan flu bat tattoo on her forearm??

if i was coding a simulation world full of sentient AI this is exactly the kind of shit i would throw in there just for fun.

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jung 14 points ago +14 / -0

serious question. how do you know they're real people? SmarterChild AIM bot 20 years ago was honestly fairly convincing. then it just kinda disappeared. you think they took it offline and were just like hey that was fun haha now let's make myspace.

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jung 25 points ago +25 / -0

logic that will shut up anyone with a brain: if antibodies don't give you immunity, then a vaccine will do nothing and we're all fucked anyway.

unfortunately you still have to try to find some way to convince the other 90% of the population.

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jung 15 points ago +15 / -0

they will probably label them anti-vaxxers to discredit them. NPCs would lap that up. either that or just cancel everyone who publicly points it out until everyone else shuts up for fear of being next.