Pre-Incarceration majors.

Fuck! I was having a fun time until now. That dickbag gave us Clinton. I hated Bush 1, but he split the vote in my first ever election. Whaaaaaa!

Can we still bat them in the quarter mile? Is anyone going to tell them wheelie bars are for intergalactic pussies?

I'm in my early 50's and I would like too think my account is old enough to pass your sniff test, Joe. I'm not going to take the vaccine, but I appreciate anyone who posts anything that helps the rest of us out. Stop with the questioning. It's supposed to be about helping one another.

She had great tits.

If I could figure out how to get this information out to every black person in my state so they would emigrate to Oregon....

I couldn't give a flying fuck about companies like Coca Cola and/or Nabisco (Oreo cookies), but God dammit if I won't be pissed off when it's an Engineering firm that hires diversity to build a bridge that I have to cross. Fuck these retarded people.

More democrats than (true) republicans.

I thought it was Cheech. I need to have my eyes checked.

It started with that idiot Rick Perry. He was the one that physically went to California when Brown fucked the economy there and seduced businesses to move here. Fuck that guy.

Go to Harbor Freight/Walmart to see what they manufacture.

Maybe she's not a wiper, and had a ring around heranus???

Ha! I had shingles and gout at the same time a few years ago. It sucked.

Our County Judge spent $60 million last year for a "tent" hospital next to the stadium here in Houston that saw exactly 0 patients before being taken down. The same Judge is trying to raise property taxes because the county has run out of funds.

Right on brother! don't listen to the naysayers.

I've been fence sitting and researching this for a while. I want one! As far as not having a supply, what I've read is there is a ton of them coming back from places like the Philippines, but they have to manually go through and disassemble and rebuild them for the gradation level of pristine, to junky to determine our cost. I hope this helps.

If you're at least 35 years old and a U.S. citizen, throw your hat into the ring. I'll listen to what you have to say. Otherwise, regroup and lets figure out what we need to do next.

I have no kids. I was shocked when a friend of mine told me that her daughter joined the alphabet soup squad at her middle school. She's in 6th grade. We are so screwed as a society.

You use your tongue prettier than a three dollar whore.

For all of you young Pedes, they have been waiting for a time like this for payback from 20 years ago when Enron fucked with California during the summer heat wave. Nothing more, nothing less.

How the fook should I know, they all look alike to me.

Well fook. I'm trying my best to stay positive, but I'm getting really ill tempered.

Uhm, a black dude?

He has a serious chip on his shoulder for not getting on the Supreme Court. If he get's the nomination, we're screwed.

I get so many good ideas reading all of yall's comment! thanks!

I usually just pretend I'm fucking with it to try and get it over my ears until I get to my seat, and then I don't have to wear it. Nobody has ever said anything to me.