Remind me who won the war.

Simo “The White Death” Häyhä for inspiration on how to deal with commies. From OAF Nation:

Simo “The White Death” Häyhä was a chill ass dude in peace time. He did his mandatory military year in the 1930s and then promptly returned to farming. But when the Soviet Union invaded Finland, he decided to give the red army that chin work and become a one-man skull-fucking task force.

TFSimo #ZeroTo100RealQuick #BopBopBopWatchinCommiesDrop

Simo figured the best thing to do was grab his rifle, and some canned food and hide out in the forest dropping Russians all day. Mind you, he did this shit in 5-6 feet of snow in a forest where temperatures hit as low as negative 40 degrees. #FrozenBalls This dude used to put snow in his fucking mouth so his exhaled breaths weren't visible in the subzero temperatures. #MurderyAssFarmer #ColdBlooded #FiveFingersOfDeath When the Russians found out dozens on dozens of their soldiers were getting fuckin’ slumped by one farmer with a rifle they started to send out hunter killer teams to track and kill Simo. #CominForThatAssSimo

See the problem is Simo fucking dome-checked the entire first team that Russia sent after him. Russia then realized they had to step up their game so the second team they sent was a group of well-seasoned counter snipers. Yeahhhhh but Simo killed all of them as well. Over 100 days, this Finnish motherfucker killed 542 men with a fucking Mosin.....then he bodied another 150 dudes with his submachine gun. #FuckingSavage #DidntEvenGetAGhostwrittenBookDeal #GottaBeTheShoes

Sick of getting their asses handed to them, the Russians started to carpet bomb everywhere they thought he could be. He caught a few bits of shrapnel but it didn't do shit ole dude couldn't handle and he laughed it off then went and got sucked off by some bangin ass Finnish beauties in the hospital later that night before returning to kill more Russians #BlowjobsCureAll He finally did take one to the dome on March 6, 1940, and lost half of his face. But ultimately that shit still didn't phase him. He regained consciousness on the day the war with the Soviets ended. #OAF #ThrowbackThursday #OAFNation #SimoHaya #FinnishAsFuck #Kopfjager #DroppinBodies #WhiteDeath #TBT

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Without disinfecting it first. Get checked, patriot.

He's out-womaneuvering the Womanchurian president-elect as I type this.

LET'S ROLL!

Pedo Joe can fuck off and choke on some hot steaming trunalimunumaprzure.

Today was just the start. No safe places for traitors.

I lost all of my RVs in a boating accident.

"I am a pacifist....so I can fuck your shit up"

If you're antifa.