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kish-kumen 10 points ago +10 / -0

I believe he spent the time fashioning the whip. Used that time to calm the fuck down so he didn't beat them to death.

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kish-kumen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Other than legit absentee ballots coming in from out of state and overseas, there isn't a reason.

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kish-kumen 34 points ago +35 / -1

I've no military training, and my skills are "merely ok" with a firearm.

But if the PPF (Pede Patriot Force) needs good cooks to make warm food and keep soldiers fueled with full bellies, I'm your guy.

Where do I volunteer?

by Korec
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kish-kumen 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only the Sith deal in absolutes. :p

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kish-kumen 3 points ago +3 / -0

Masks ARE cool!

For skiing. For painting. For sandblasting. For hazmat. For surgery.

For looting? For robbery? For jogging? For covid? For driving alone in your car? For women in labor?

NOT SO MUCH.

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kish-kumen 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've zoomed in, but still can't tell wtf that is on his head. Looks like an upside down child safety seat?

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kish-kumen 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll eat my MAGA hat with side of sauerkraut, in honor of the German raid.

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kish-kumen 7 points ago +8 / -1

Dead people have a higher IQ than most democrats.

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kish-kumen 47 points ago +47 / -0

If trumped actually flipped commiefornia, I'll eat happily eat a MAGA hat on live TV.

Happily!

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kish-kumen 2 points ago +2 / -0

Golf Cart Time Machine... With a gopher instead of a squirrel!

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kish-kumen 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's the orange glow. It's fucking hypnotic. Better than LSD or LDS. You should try it. It's delicious to the taste, and very desirable.

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kish-kumen 1 point ago +1 / -0

He got an Adrenochrome power up. That's all it was mate. It wears off too quickly.

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