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kish-kumen 11 points ago +11 / -0

No... they chose freedom instead of tyranny.

God, she's the wicked witch of the west. Throw water on her, please.

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kish-kumen 18 points ago +18 / -0

My Trumpshake brings all the boys to the yard And they're like, it's better than yours Damn right it's better than yours I can teach you, but I have to charge.

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kish-kumen 64 points ago +64 / -0

I'll go out on a limb and suggest they were 'brought'. Just not used.

I could be wrong, I wasn't there.

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kish-kumen 7 points ago +7 / -0

OMFG

And they shall call evil, good. And good they shall call evil. And the last shall be first and the first shall be last.

And at last, I think i need a drink....

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kish-kumen 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Good. Bad. We're the ones with the guns."

-- Ash, Army of Darkness

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kish-kumen 1 point ago +1 / -0

You forgot the most important one: Humor.

We poke fun at the doomers and qmers. :D :D

There's a fourth: the Schumers. But don't talk about Amy in polite company.

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kish-kumen 9 points ago +9 / -0

No idea.

But making sure you have a good stock of H20, Food, Gas, and Ca$h is ALWAYS a good idea.

Even during the gentle good times.

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kish-kumen 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are "Most Excellent™" in every respect.

You get hit with that thing, you're gonna feel it for a while.

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kish-kumen 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Which of the Lord's lessons teaches you best, Job?"

points to whip

-- Lawnmower Man

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kish-kumen 2 points ago +2 / -0

I suggest a land line with a rotary Ericson, GPO, or Southwestern Bell.

In a pinch, it can be used as an improvised bludgeoning device. With a good strong phone cord, it also works as a makeshift Kusari-fundo.

Extra points if the phone's made out of bakelite.

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kish-kumen 3 points ago +3 / -0

If they think the Kriegsmarine were driven and ruthless, wait until they get a load of MAGArines.

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kish-kumen 131 points ago +131 / -0

You forgot some:

  • Yuge-O Tires
  • Trumpstate Insurance
  • Trumpweiser Pilsner
  • Best Trump™ Mayonnaise
  • KenTrumpy Fried Chicken
  • Trump Depot
  • Trump Bath & Beyond
  • Trumpto Zone
  • General Trumplectric
  • Rio Trumpto Mining Co.
  • Forever 45
  • Trumpercrombie & MAGA
  • Urban Trumpfitters
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kish-kumen 4 points ago +5 / -1

I'm nearing the point of questioning my atheism... Which even 5 years ago I thought was impossible.

The only thing constant is change I guess.

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