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koditxu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who of the the three wrote the best Christmas song? I think we all know the answer here.

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koditxu 9 points ago +9 / -0

One time this uppity college girl said I was from the Midwest. I’m actually from the Pacific Northwest. I was so hurt that day. It never goes away, being misgeographied. Thank y’all for being brave enough to hear my lived experience.

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koditxu 1 point ago +1 / -0

OOPS! Nobody saw that coming, especially the government bureaucrats who make these decisions. Best of all, refitting all those street lights with LEDs probably cost millions!

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koditxu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Richard Wagner (pronounced Rickard VAHgner). German composer, 1813-1883. Remembered as possibly the greatest German composer since Beethoven, and maybe the greatest ever; and also as a known anti-Semite. However, those in the classical music world still love his music. Rightfully so. But I’m still surprised he hasn’t been cancelled.

Recommended listening: Tannhäuser Overture

https://youtu.be/LgFSmWrexT0

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koditxu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well fair enough. I admit I didn’t watch any of them. Super gay

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koditxu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fact check: True. I looked it up. It checks out.

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koditxu 27 points ago +28 / -1

Assuming those were actually nurses in those videos and not professional dancers, a dance routine does not just “happen.” It takes hours and hours of rehearsal to get 20 people to learn all those steps and do them in sync. Not to mention the time it takes to choreograph the whole thing to begin with.

I mean, if it happened once I’d say, Wow that’s pretty impressive that they took the time to do that. A ton of effort goes into something like that. But when there were countless videos of these nurses doing these routines, supposedly at hospitals all over the country, it’s obvious that it wasn’t organic.

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koditxu 13 points ago +14 / -1

Reminds of an Onion headline: Local Hero Firefighter: “I’m a Hero.”

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koditxu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ben Shapiro’s voice on 1.5x speed just sounds like, “zeropointnineAPRfinancingfor36monthsuponapprovedcreditplusdealerdockfeesnotapplicablewithotheroffers.”

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koditxu 1 point ago +1 / -0

And killed by the slasher in Club Dread. Rest In Peace, Coconut Pete.

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koditxu 7 points ago +7 / -0

In the English language, there are exactly three pronouns for 3rd person singular— he, she, and it. I will be using one of them for everyone. They/them is plural, period (some exceptions when the person referred to is unknown/unspecified).

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koditxu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah wear a mask for two minutes before I put my face right over your wide open mouth and start digging around in there. Fucking retards.

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koditxu 4 points ago +4 / -0

In 1994 the Grateful Dead would have been right wing by today’s standards. But those boys could sure sing!

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koditxu 4 points ago +4 / -0

Such a good time in America when the Flag was honored by ALL Americans.

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koditxu 3 points ago +3 / -0

Um, I don’t think you said what you meant to say. Creepy Joe and Kammy attaching each other will not be a beautiful thing to watch. Or imagine.

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koditxu 10 points ago +10 / -0

I ate an entire Heath bar thinking it said Health bar.

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koditxu 2 points ago +2 / -0

Annoying maybe but he’s right about many things.

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koditxu 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s like going two towns over. A 20 minute drive. So basically his own backyard.

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