I don’t know what a quisling is.

Cheeseburger pizza? Gross!

Class act.

There is no limit to how many languages a child can pick up if exposed to them during the first 13 years of life. I’m sure Melania speaks her native tongue to her child, just as most parents do.

1995–2010 was the golden age of the Internet.

That’s one nice fuckin kitty right there boys

Translation of what the lady said: “We came here to have a nice time, this lady is supposedly a nurse and she said we have to move further apart...just because she said so.”

Or like Uncle Rico throwing a football over them mountains.

Go fly a kite!

He’s said before he thinks it should be a state by state issue.

Amble

Upvote for modified Godfather reference.

Just prayed for you and little Ollie.

Donald Trump and Jerry Garcia— both masters of the deal.

Sometimes a guy just wants a beer, and not at home

That sucks man. I hope one day your brother realizes that family is just about the only thing that matters at all.

I am the liquor

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