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krazikofiman 7 points ago +7 / -0

California going red would be catching the merry-go-round ring!

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krazikofiman 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's your first girlfriend... you thought for life ever... but, not now... and your new girlfriend, as stunning and beautiful as she is... there's this longing. Time will heel the wound. Now, give your attention to this marvelous creature!

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krazikofiman 9 points ago +9 / -0

I have ADHD because I am overtaxed... need that tax cut pronto!

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krazikofiman 3 points ago +3 / -0

We've heard his incessant moaning for decades... forever dreaming he is the little engine that could, yet only dreaming.

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krazikofiman 2 points ago +2 / -0

All those plugs going on discount!

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krazikofiman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why won't they say... 125,000 people wearing Namaste Trump hats in the stadium and 10 million lined the route to the stadium.

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krazikofiman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hoping this is over-reacting and dreading it is real.

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krazikofiman 3 points ago +3 / -0

He has a great life, great family and the courage to help us help ourselves.

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krazikofiman 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get creative!

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krazikofiman 3 points ago +3 / -0

When every attempt to bargain is thwarted... eliminate.

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krazikofiman 11 points ago +11 / -0

Most magnificent woman to ever grace the halls of the White House.

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krazikofiman 1 point ago +1 / -0

All your wealth, Bernie, is from Capitalism.

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krazikofiman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Okay, if Michael LaVaughn Robinson will please step forward and dispel the rumor, then I will believe Michelle.

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krazikofiman 1 point ago +1 / -0

U.S.S. Forestal: John McCain's action killed Americans.

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