"You look MAGA, here's a provisional ballot and a sharpie."

Remember that one time when a potato got 81 million votes? It will be like that.

Baby got back!

It only cost me $100 to realize there's no such thing as a $10 blowjob.

I mix half the big tub of Folgers with a brick of Cafe Bustelo espresso, shake and roll. Highly recommended if you want a little darker. Save your empty tub for easy mixing.

That is what happens when you skip leg day.

I type stuff too!

The crypto sub is getting pretty red-pilled as the Dem's (WEF) are coming out anti-crypto. There are a lot of 20-something autists there.

We have matching hats

Why do people only see in black and white? Where I'm at they have them in brown and yellow too.

"You have been compensated *200 Fed tokens with a bonus 30 days before expiration."

He said "The Sheriff is near"

It's literally in the name.

is that navy speak for butt sex?

I don't know anything about Russia. Do they eat meat or bugz?

It sucks, don't come here!

I grew up in the age of boobs. There were boobs everywhere!

suicide-transbow-bomber?

"My aunt knew the substitute"

You should come to my science temple where we are not vaccinated, there are only two genders, and water is wet.

Conservative doesn't mean Christian. I'm an atheist conservative and Japan is very conservative in Buddhism.

Humans are pretty fucked up, I'm amazed we've made it this far.

The Federal Reserve

"A person is smart. People are dumb"

Do you think the objective was to win? There's no money in that.