An electric moped he’ll have to pay off over 20 years

I swear officer this child porn on my computer is just a social commentary on sexualization and exploitation of children. Ok look, I was Qanoned

How absolutely dare you?! (effeminate desk-slapping intensifies)

C’mon man!

WOMPUM WOMPUM

Yes was there an audience? At all? I’m totally serious

(shocked Pikachu face)

“What the fucking fuck?!” (tendies go flying)

Hey has anybody been to the timeline where they win? I can just picture them all wandering around like zombies with their dead cell phones trying to find an Apple store or Starbucks that they didn’t burn down. And after they find one realizing there’s no coffee. Or soy. Or working electrical outlets.

They couldn’t even get la familia to come. Even Hillary could get a dozen to show at her rallies. Fuck I could get more people to show up to see me

The science is settled even though 0% of my predictions have come true

Boy he sure showed them

Only 20%? They oversample Democrats 30% on average

well said!

F

Call 911!

Took me like, 2 minutes

Lol that’s what I was thinking

HiS bAsE iS aBaNdOnInG HiM

And the Chicago police union just endorsed Trump. Obama BTFO

Please march. And chant.

It says 4 came out. Not bad. About the same as a Biden rally

But white leftists told me Hispanics hate Trump because he’s racist 🧐

But they saw some who weren’t or had them pulled down for a second to drink REEEEEE! Personally I wouldn’t wear one at all

Here is the transcript:

Maher: orange man bad

Strzok: agreed. Orange man bad