and big Mike’s magic wand

Can’t wait for the mental gymnastics they will use to say that Trump got lucky and the only reason the economy is good is because of the coronavirus

It’s zer turn

I caught that too. Isn’t that sad that we’re so shocked and surprised that someone associated with Trump received a well deserved compliment?

Which pede came up with “orange man bad”?

I remember the original meme said something like “surely orange man not as bad as you purport” or something. Anyone have a copy of the original old spice? I’ll trade a rare Pepe.

Fuckspez: Ah here it is:

https://i.maga.host/l6ZdLuE.jpeg

(The imaginary internet points are what make it toppest of keks)

No Fredo is just putting on his very bad “I’m dying from muh Coronavirus” act

I mean the way it reads is it’s like they sound disappointed that the numbers have gone down but don’t worry everyone we’re positive that 82,000 people will die! And the sad thing is is they probably really are disappointed if less people die than expected. Fucking ghouls.

Needs a buttplug upgrade

Why can’t this stupid bitch or any other leftist hypocrite just say for once “hey I was wrong and said a lot of stupid things. I apologize for what I said about kavanaugh Trump, realize I was playing politics etc”. If they did that, they might earn just a shred of respect or credibility. Man fuck this bitch. I have less than zero respect for her at this point.

It has to be placeboing

So is it pronounced place-boing or placebo-ing?

Media: Why won’t you force all the states to implement stay at home orders?

Also the media: Why are you allowing the states to control their own borders?

But I was told I would be woke if I put tRump in my tweets

Trump was actually much more aggressive than Fauci in addressing this threat. Change my mind.

No. Still reporting from the bottom of his staircase. Stunning and brave

He tryna look like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia

Yes I would definitely rather be infected with COVID-19 then BIGMIKE-12

That’s what ze said

I think it’s a desperate publicity stunt to try and boost ratings for his very fake employer and his boob-ringed brother

The spin is that he was ackchyually saying Drumpf is xenophobic, not the travel ban itself. #mentalgymnastics #cognitivedissonance

Acucksta: How do you explain this super accurate graph Mr. President? Why can’t you make the same graph here?

Step 1: mock, attack Trump’s idea. Call him racist sexist xenophobic

Step 2: support Trump’s idea. Claim you were never against it. <—-you are here

Step 3: claim the idea was actually yours all along. Say Trump actually didn’t do enough

How dare you?!

No sorry. Just xenophobic and unamerican. Sorry for misleading. I’ve heard dRuMpF iS RaCiSs so many times by retards on the left that I just assumed

Is it real? Well yes and no. It’s a real article but it’s written by very fake news.