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leakmouth 6 points ago +6 / -0

I think stomping and clapping or any kind of movement can also spread it

Soon they’ll require everyone to wear a dog collars that shock you every time you make a noise

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leakmouth 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m short too. I’m a regular George Costanza. Marisa Tomei totally wants to hook up with me

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leakmouth 13 points ago +13 / -0

Oh yeah! Did you guys know that Hannity knows karate? He’s like a regular guy! He does roofing and construction work and tends bar! He’s just like me!

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leakmouth 2 points ago +2 / -0

But they’ll never go forward with their lawsuits. I wonder why... 🤔

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leakmouth 4 points ago +4 / -0

the near future...

Fox: I’m sorry but we gotta let you go

Hannity: but I’m on your side!

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leakmouth 6 points ago +7 / -1

tHeY hAvE hOt rEpOrTeRs WiTh NiCe LeGs

They really don’t though. Put enough make up and shit on me and I look just as hot and I’m a middle-age chubby bald guy

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leakmouth 72 points ago +72 / -0

What about Hannity?

Oh wait, never mind. He’s toeing the line. Pretending to be outraged while defending muh rank and file and not questioning the election

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leakmouth 4 points ago +6 / -2

The virus mortality rate is .03%. Therefore you are 76.7 times more likely to die from the vaccine than from the virus itself based on this data in my calculations.

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leakmouth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Button 3: Nickelback

When you don’t know the answer, start blasting some Nickelback

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leakmouth 1 point ago +1 / -0

It’s also convenient for the fake news who don’t care about truth and like to change their story on a daily basis. They’re able to report the opposite of what they reported yesterday if they need to change the narrative

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leakmouth 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is literally doublethink. I guarantee you can find several other stories saying cases on the rise

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leakmouth 11 points ago +11 / -0

mUh 25% CaPaCiTy until we decide to shut you down again

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leakmouth 4 points ago +4 / -0

They’re suddenly baffled after being so accurate and spot on up to this point

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leakmouth 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tomorrow they will say the opposite: Gorillion new cases, wear 12 masks, more doublethink: how things are better but also worse blah blah blah

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leakmouth 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m sure glad I still had to pay like 5000 bucks for school taxes last year when my kids mostly stayed home and didn’t learn shit

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leakmouth 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is all by design. They don’t want to give anyone a dime and never did. They know they are wildly unpopular and don’t care. We keep saying HAHA look how bad Biden is but do you think any of them give a shit? They just stole Trump’s landslide victory. They know they can be as horrible as they want and be hated by everyone and still “win”

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