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leakmouth 12 points ago +13 / -1

He’s Mr. No-Bicep now

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leakmouth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sorry guys. I just read the Twitter comments and it turns out Rand Paul is a RUsSiAn operative. It all leads back to Trump Russia collusion which Drumpf obviously did cuz Mueller did not exonerate him.

But seriously, imagine being this stupid

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leakmouth 2 points ago +2 / -0

Snopes rating: Probably TRUE. After all, Hunter has not been exonerated of being peed on by hookers

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leakmouth 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s really maybe 1000. The rest died from something else completely and weren’t even positive or they were false positive or they weren’t even tested or they were just made up imaginary deaths

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leakmouth 16 points ago +16 / -0

Thank you Sergeant Penis sir. Just got back from the front lines. Liberal heads exploding everywhere and it’s only going to get worse after Trump announces his SCOTUS pick. Took some tendie shrapnel to the leg and an Antifa medic started chasing me with a tourniquet. Not sure if it was trying to help or just retarded. Just wanted to remind everyone to watch your ass and be safe out there.

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leakmouth 13 points ago +13 / -0

PFC Leakmouth reporting for duty sir. Permission to speak sir?

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leakmouth 2 points ago +2 / -0

REEEE no social distancing REEEEE

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leakmouth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Make them cry again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again

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leakmouth 17 points ago +17 / -0

mUh 25% CaPaCiTy durrrr. Wow. How gracious of them to allow you to open but not be able to serve enough customers to come close to breaking even. Fucking assholes. Pretending they are helping.

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leakmouth 24 points ago +24 / -0

Nothing. There’s a debate scheduled but it won’t happen.

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