Yup, time to rewatch "The Manchurian Candidate"
This is either laying the groundwork for some epic anti-China throwdown (less likely)
Or Trump is tripping up the Biden-China honeymoon before it even gets started (more likely and still fun)
Poor girl. She never saw it coming.
And if that doesn't work, fetchez la vache.
"I call her the 'Species' girl because she's a hot blond who rips out men's spines with her tongue."
-Andrew Klavan
Still the best parody account!
Probably. But I'm not about to cut off Churchill
I've seen a nativity where Mary was a carrot. It was better than this.
Henry VI, Part 2, Act IV, Scene 2
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers"
How I learned of this event https://youtu.be/aicOJcZutK0?t=118
Sorry, but I'm a Dapper Don man
Ah, the "Ben Franklin" approach.
Q: What's the difference between satire and reality?
A: About a week
Simba - you have forgotten me
Negative. I am a meat popsicle.
(News on states keeps changing, sorry if this isn't current)
The stars at night, are big and bright...
Yeah, sonny, true election results are the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice M.L.T.; a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich. Where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. [smacks lips] They're so perky, I love that.
more info - https://disneystarwarsisdumb.wordpress.com/2021/01/15/lucasfilm-baizuos-join-forces-with-communist-china/
"This distant star system, says Wang, is a uniquely Chinese corner of the “Star Wars” universe. Although populated by some recognizable races from the “Star Wars” universe — twi’leks, rodians, wookiees, and the like — it mostly consists of a race of humans with black hair and dark eyes, whose given names, space-food, architecture, values, culture, and habits reflect those of the Chinese."