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llama_dong 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not gonna lie, I seriously thought that was a dude with long hair. I think we are looking at the aftermath of a 'he' that decided it wanted to be a 'she' to get daddy's attention.

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llama_dong 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gonna totally miss working from home, the commute is short, best coffee, no one standing over my shoulders. Indeed there are aspects of lock down that I do like.

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llama_dong 3 points ago +3 / -0

A few years ago there was a satire video that made fun of this "alternative math" bullshit.

https://youtu.be/Zh3Yz3PiXZw

The mental gymnastics that one has to undergo to forcibly shove your own head up your own ass to think that "mathematics is racist" is unbelievable to me. 2+2=4. There's nothing racist about it, it is what it is.

I can only imagine that if this shit is allowed to go on, how fucked up the next generation will be when they try to build anything at all (bridge, house, computer), design a video game, anything really. The math won't work because it's not woke enough. lol.

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llama_dong 1 point ago +1 / -0

Costco is a membership only warehouse joint. I can fully imagine that if you do it more than once, they can and will terminate your membership. They make sure you flash your card at the door to get in. You have to swipe your card to buy anything. You have to show your receipt to leave with anything. Based on the story above, it sounds like (especially in his case) they would go through the cameras, timestamp when he swiped, cross reference that shit with the computers and banhammer his ass.

Point is, they will find out who you are and cancel/banhammer you from the place. Then your pointless protest ends. Be smarter, find a better way to protest. Don't make your life unnecessarily hard to prove a point.

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llama_dong 2 points ago +2 / -0

So there's a local radio show here that does a lawyer segment. Over the years I've heard her say time and again that HOA rules stick 95% of the time. Even if they are dumbass rules. You signed the contract, you live by the rules.

It blows dick like KamelToe on old Joe, but based on my non-lawyerly knowledge and hearsay, you are most likely fucked and will have to pay the fine.

The best advice for any of you tards out there is to NOT EVER, and I do mean EVER join a fucking HOA.

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llama_dong 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm no law scholar, but I'm fairly certain that entering falsified evidence is a felony. It could also be brought around as 'lying to Congress'. I've also heard this referred to as 'being a total dumbfuck Democrat'.

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llama_dong 1 point ago +1 / -0

But but but Sean Hannity says that the regular folks in the FBI are super great people and that only their leadership is corrupted! /s

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llama_dong 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I became eligible to register, I went to the Libertarian party. When it became clear they would never amount to shit, I pulled my hat out and went Independent. I do not get the funny little Democrat text messages nor do I get Libertarian ones, but HOLY SHIT do the Republicans blow up my mailbox/phone/email.

The past few weeks have been a blast telling them to get fucked everywhere.

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llama_dong 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hedgefund guy "borrows" 10,000 shares of Gamestop stock at (we'll say) $2.50/share. He immediately sells it. He now has $25,000 in his pocket. The "short" is his gamble that the stock price will fall lower. When the stock hits $2/share, he buys back the 10,000 that he borrowed earlier for $20,000 and gives it back to the lender. The end result here is that he made $5,000.

r/WSB fucked all these guys over by raising the price of the stock by like A LOT. Imagine you borrowed those stocks at $2.50 and now you have to buy them back at $300/share because the lender is saying you need to give their stock back now.

Hedgefund guy is on the take for a 12000% increase. His $25,000 investment is now worth negative $3,000,000. If his whole hedgefund is only worth like $5,000,000 or so you can see how this scales up to really fuck over those guys on Wallstreet.

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llama_dong 2 points ago +2 / -0

In the military, the lower ranks generally are all about the US. As you climb the ranks (especially as an officer) it becomes less about the US and pro-military and more about becoming a politician. Generals are literally just politicians without the title. The lower ranks will do nothing without orders from above and the above is hamstrung playing politics. Really depending on the general, they may even want what is coming down the pike. Hard to believe, but many generals are actually Democrats and believe the bullshit. Trannies in the military? What does General Dickwad care? He's way the fuck at the top, it has no effect on him at all. Oh shit a new regime, better get out those ass kissing lips to keep his perks together (high payment, giant pension, congressional cocktail parties, and w/e the fuck else they get up to). Don't rely on the military to do diddly squat shit.

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llama_dong 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's almost 2 years of my salary in his disgusting blowhole.

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llama_dong -1 points ago +1 / -2

I watched the video of the 'whistleblower'. TBH it could have been anyone spouting off random crap. He repeatedly said the eff-bee-eye has all this info. We've all seen what happens when they get anything that could damage a dim, it goes down the memory-hole.

I subscribed to several channels on Telegram and noticed that a number of them all post the same thing at the same time... almost as if they were run by one person spouting off a bunch of bullshit.

The amount of misinformation flowing around the web is crazy and Lin's crazy proclamations are no different.

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llama_dong 1 point ago +1 / -0

Funny-ish story. In the late 70s-early 80's my mother and her friends would pass around jokes/memes by making a Xerox copy and using inter-office mail. She kept a bunch of them and now 40 years later they are still kind of funny. People were shitposting before the Internet/email was a thing.

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llama_dong 14 points ago +14 / -0

Very "Tucker and Dale vs Evil". That would be pretty funny. But nah, I'm like 387% sure she's just an evil cunt

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llama_dong 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok, serious question here. Let's pretend that some rando on Twatter is correct and that it was planned days before and not inspired by God Emperor Trump.

In light of this new evidence, what does that mean for the impeachment that they just rushed through the House? Seeing as how it was not investigated at all, just "muh feelin's" got it across the goal line on essentially a party line vote (RINOS are just Dems anymore). Does this new info somehow invalidate it? How is it entered into record?

I know the Dims will never come out with a 'mea culpa' moment, but there's got to be some way to set the record straight right?

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llama_dong 3 points ago +3 / -0

I called CNN to check, only they can look at them and they will tell you what to think about it at 8pm eastern. Stay tuned.

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llama_dong 3 points ago +3 / -0

Put them in camps... lol j/k

If you are your own country, you set the rules. If the commie open border trash do not like it, they are free to leave. Set your rules such that conservatism is first and foremost. Finally, make the rules so that they are set in stone... sort of like a... Constitution. Make it very difficult to amend that Constitution and follow it as the solemn law of the land.

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llama_dong 1 point ago +1 / -0

I doubt seriously 1) that the motion would pass. 2) If it did, Someone needs to take the first step, then just like the Capitol "riots" mob rule will take effect, just like with the SCOTUS case, you would see a lot of other states glom onto the motion as well. Texas is not abandoning us, as much as leading, pointing the way if you will.

Then you would see about 14-15 states suddenly declaring for secession, the people on the Hill and Big Tech will lose their shit for awhile, concessions will be made, and it will all get swept under the rug again.

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llama_dong 1 point ago +1 / -0

IKR, didn't we just go through this whole mess showing that no matter how you vote they will just sneak in the darkness of the night and change it to what they want?

Vote them out... Psh!

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llama_dong 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am fairly certain that Marines have the logo emblazoned on the exterior of every uniform. That is to include jackets. On the left breast pocket, centered. At the very least, this captain is out of uniform.

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