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lmao 1 point ago +1 / -0

sounds more like they're asking to be slaves, i think those had health care, transportation and education paid for.

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lmao 7 points ago +7 / -0

an eagle couldn't even get infected, right? It doesn't make sense on any level

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lmao 5 points ago +5 / -0

I hope the first tweet is lying/trolling/fake news

I can think of plenty of other reasons this might be useful, like burns or breaking certain bones maybe.

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lmao 3 points ago +3 / -0

some of those already look like one lol

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lmao 7 points ago +8 / -1

you're a literal fucking retard. a chump. a pigeon. a fool.

dude, no one is going to read all that if you are going to waste our time with writing a million swearwords before you even get started.

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lmao 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have a new way of telling, look at the size of their eyes compared to the size of their head. The woman in the original post has much bigger eyes compared to this guy. It's kinda funny how tiny men's eyes seem to be.

It's just the bigger skull I guess, but still.

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lmao 6 points ago +7 / -1

oof, good point.

I already didn't agree with the original idea, but now I definitely don't.

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lmao 9 points ago +9 / -0

he was probably...'singing' about his parents in 1990, who told him to clean his room

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lmao 14 points ago +15 / -1

At some point they're no longer German, or Trump is German as well.

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lmao 2 points ago +3 / -1

let the fox that killed the chickens go, said the catholic, let him go, because I liked some of the other things he did the other day

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lmao 2 points ago +2 / -0

80 years was a nice run, guess too many people forgot

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lmao 35 points ago +35 / -0

feminists after realizing its woman and not wowoman and not wowowoman and not wowowowoman and not wowowowowoman...

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lmao 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm more interested in keeping an eye on the abortion rates

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lmao 9 points ago +9 / -0

The age of men is over, the time of the orc has come!

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lmao 7 points ago +8 / -1

I still fail to see the point of saying lives matter, it's just virtue signaling. No murder was stopped because people suddenly started to say lives matter

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lmao 1 point ago +1 / -0

There are probably wrong ways to sit on someone's neck, think spine, so it could actually be a dangerous game. Assuming police are trained on how to do it properly. Best reason I could come up with.

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lmao 1 point ago +1 / -0

If all that's wrong with it is a bit too much egg, then I'm ok with the bottom left cookie.

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lmao 2 points ago +2 / -0

Still kinda weird to call it that, shouldn't it be more specific? Like, killed by bullet? The gun might have gone off by accident or maybe a cat caused the gun to fire? Sure you could blame someone for that, but that's not the medical examiners business, he should just say HOW the person died. So just say bullet.

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lmao 5 points ago +5 / -0

yeah that heart condition had me cringe. "yeah so I got my rib poking into my heart, so come and sit on my back will you?"

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