They're calling what happened at the capitol Christian terrorism. Pretty retarded.

It's OK to be Mel Gibson.

Me explaining to Jesus why Trump needs 12 more years.

"They're cumming for you" - Kamala Harris, 2020

Rich grocery clerks are just as important as black grocery clerks. C'mon Man!

You know you're probably on some list for releasing that eh?

Look fat, you know... the thing! Come on man!

Alpha as fuck

I'm a 4th year dental student and I have no idea what the fuck is going on with Xir teeth

Meet your kids new grade 2 teacher.

Because they're retards, mainly.

Having a proper left and right is like having a proper mom and dad. They disagree, but they have a common goal. Today we have divorced parents that hate each other and we are forced to pick one. The difference is that we know the mom is being a cunt.

Out of curiosity how accurate are lasers? Does the bullet generally hit close to the dot?

Look fat, look. Come on man. You know... the thing. I shouldn't have said that.

Look fat look, he knows a thing or two about roaches and men touching his shoulder

God is great, beer is good, people are crazy

Look at that racist outfit she's wearing

Jesus that look... Brian Stelter has one of the most frightening faces I've ever seen