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lovemylibs 11 points ago +11 / -0

Your love for him is only exceeded by my love for him. We can agree to disagree...

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lovemylibs 8 points ago +8 / -0

A Kamala swallow....

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lovemylibs 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's enough to drive you crazy if you let it.

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lovemylibs 2 points ago +2 / -0

And the same park has a statue of a majestic lion killing a serpent.

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lovemylibs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Narrative. Period. Exclamation point!

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lovemylibs 7 points ago +7 / -0

I think it is simpler than that. President Trump has planted the thought seed that if Biden refuses to debate, he must be on drugs.

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lovemylibs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good job. I read that in her voice.

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lovemylibs 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can tune a piano and I'm a tuna can.

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lovemylibs 3 points ago +3 / -0

I read your palm. You should play the lottery tomorrow.

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lovemylibs 13 points ago +14 / -1

It was a stroke. Works like botox.

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lovemylibs 3 points ago +3 / -0

I received several emails from President Trump and VP Pence today asking for donations. 600% match today. I waited for the one with the link to the merchandise. Koozies and two deck's worth of Trump cards and an extra $25 donation. Used the code and it even took 30% off the donation.

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lovemylibs 4 points ago +4 / -0

"surrounded by libtards"

You are an island of sanity.

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lovemylibs 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm gonna pretend my face is a Maserati.

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lovemylibs 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's watching the tournament. Shhh....golf clap.

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lovemylibs 11 points ago +11 / -0

I read things right to left. This clearly says "Stop Biden",

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lovemylibs 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was written by Joe Biden under his alias. Amorous. I mean anomaly. No, anonymous...

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lovemylibs 3 points ago +3 / -0

In reality, I see the chart of a robot war. The green bot sustained a fierce wound early on but persevered to gain four more fucking years.

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