[Verse 1]

On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me

A second trump presidency.

[Verse 2]

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Two scoops of ice cream,

And a second trump presidency.

[Verse 3]

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Three SCOTUS picks,

Two scoops of ice cream,

And a second trump presidency.

[Verse 4]

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Four peace deals,

Three SCOTUS picks,

Two scoops of ice cream,

And a second trump presidency.

[Verse 5]

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Five million jobs!!!

Four peace deals,

Three SCOTUS picks,

Two scoops of ice cream,

And a second trump presidency.

[Verse 6]

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Six service branches,

Five million jobs!!!

Four peace deals,

Three SCOTUS picks,

Two scoops of ice cream,

And a second trump presidency.

[Verse 7]

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Seven Trump-class warships,

Six service branches,

Five million jobs!!!

Four peace deals,

Three SCOTUS picks,

Two scoops of ice cream,

And a second trump presidency.

[Verse 8]

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Eight more years of MAGA,

Seven Trump-class warships,

Six service branches,

Five million jobs!!!

Four peace deals,

Three SCOTUS picks,

Two scoops of ice cream,

And a second trump presidency.

[Verse 9]

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Nine life terms for Barry,

Eight more years of MAGA,

Seven Trump-class warships,

Six service branches,

Five million jobs!!!

Four peace deals,

Three SCOTUS picks,

Two scoops of ice cream,

And a second trump presidency.

[Verse 10]

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Ten life terms for Clinton,

Nine life terms for Barry,

Eight more years of MAGA,

Seven Trump-class warships,

Six service branches,

Five million jobs!!!

Four peace deals,

Three SCOTUS picks,

Two scoops of ice cream,

And a second trump presidency.

[Verse 11]

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Eleven RINOs sweating,

Ten life terms for Clinton,

Nine life terms for Barry,

Eight more years of MAGA,

Seven Trump-class warships,

Six service branches,

Five million jobs!!!

Four peace deals,

Three SCOTUS picks,

Two scoops of ice cream,

And a second trump presidency.

[Verse 12]

On the twelvth day of Christmas my true love sent to me

Twelve traitors hanging,

Eleven RINOs sweating,

Ten life terms for Clinton,

Nine life terms for Barry,

Eight more years of MAGA,

Seven Trump-class warships,

Six service branches,

Five million jobs!!!

Four peace deals,

Three SCOTUS picks,

Two scoops of ice cream,

And a second trump presidency