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magalicious420 1 point ago +1 / -0

the best part is he still had the noose around his neck when the cops came by to take his statement...wouldn't you have taken it off asap lmao

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magalicious420 4 points ago +5 / -1

dispatch: we have a code red involving an unlicensed usage of a butter knife on toast. use of lethal force authorized

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magalicious420 3 points ago +3 / -0

biden can't even wipe himself and they try to pick trump apart for how he drinks water. ffs

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magalicious420 21 points ago +21 / -0

tfw you realize someone from shareblue would never own a gun

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magalicious420 125 points ago +127 / -2

libs: "4 more years? oh god no...that sounds terrible...." rubbing nipples "oh god that would be awful..."

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magalicious420 1 point ago +1 / -0

and why is shaun king not lumped in with brees and tebow?

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magalicious420 1 point ago +1 / -0

wait til you hear what uncle ben and the keebler elves got up to

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magalicious420 2 points ago +2 / -0

audience member: "i feel like he was speaking directly to me from that podium!!" he was, you were the only person in the room.

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magalicious420 1 point ago +1 / -0

i like how libbies try to defend the rioting by saying it's not blm. that the rioting has nothing to do with "the movement" and that the message has been hijacked. have you actually read the literature blm puts out? i think it may clear some things up for you...

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magalicious420 1 point ago +1 / -0

hearing someone made it through school without a single history class is going going to keep me awake at night

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magalicious420 2 points ago +2 / -0

can someone please explain to me how designing purposefully malicious plans to destroy america from within is not actionable by the authorities

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magalicious420 3 points ago +3 / -0

i read that quote in Goofy's voice

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magalicious420 1 point ago +1 / -0

his mustache whispers twisted, maniacal ramblings in the night. it is impervious to all razors and has enslaved him as a human host. beware the day it reproduces with another from its home planet.

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magalicious420 2 points ago +2 / -0

"...3 of the 12 Biden rally attendees believed they were there for a dementia support group meeting..."

by Creek
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magalicious420 2 points ago +2 / -0

cloudy with a chance of dying alone with your cats