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magastrophysicist 29 points ago +30 / -1

thank u clint1877, very cool

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magastrophysicist 11 points ago +11 / -0

Go take a look at

every day for some more great stuff!

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magastrophysicist 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'll let y'all know if something big is going to happen.

Sincerely,

Your local based astrophysicist

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magastrophysicist 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lol yep. It's not exactly my subfield -- I study black holes and other compact objects, but I am friends with a few solar physicists so I get to hear them talk about things like this all the time.

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magastrophysicist 52 points ago +52 / -0

I think I am the only astrophysicist on this site, as far as I know. So you're probably right :)

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magastrophysicist 99 points ago +99 / -0

Yep. A G1 storm has a planetary K index of 5 (average earth magnetic field disturbance of 50-85 nanoTesla).

It is the most minor storm that has a designation. Nowhere near dangerous or alarming.

Sincerely,

Your local based astrophysicist

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magastrophysicist 1 point ago +1 / -0

No worries at all! I have never been offended in my life about anything. Un-offendable.

But yes, I agree with you about the majority being whackos and the rest too scared to speak up. I am not yet in a permanent position, so I have yet to speak up publicly as well, so I understand that. But in my field, people don't die if I don't speak up so it's not as big of a thing.

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

A U T H E N T I C I T Y

This trash reads like one of those motivational posters.

The image for Twitter's authenticity motivational poster would be a sewage treatment facility, but with all the colors in the image inverted since Twitter does exactly the opposite of what a sewage treatment facility does.

  • Sewage treatment facility: turns shit into product.
  • Twitter: turns product into shit.
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magastrophysicist 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'M O'KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFING!!!

Awesome news.

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magastrophysicist 11 points ago +11 / -0

We run the United States.

They pretend to run it and threaten everyone who disagrees with violence.

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

LIFE'S A BITCH, AND SHE'S BACK IN HEAT

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magastrophysicist 19 points ago +19 / -0

I have come here to chew bubblegum and Make America Great Again...

...and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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magastrophysicist 52 points ago +52 / -0

Both the first and the second part are real photos.

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magastrophysicist 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have hated them my entire life. I don't trust a single physician, nurse, or hospital employee. They've almost killed me multiple times throughout my life and when they weren't trying to do that, they were raping my wallet harder than Joe Biden rapes kids.

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magastrophysicist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep. I started listening to Alex in high school in 2001 prior to 9/11. He's totally right about that.

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magastrophysicist 88 points ago +88 / -0

"Fact checker" is the most Orwellian term in existence.

Facts do not need to be checked -- they are, by definition, true. Interpretation of those facts needs to be checked.

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magastrophysicist 13 points ago +13 / -0

He's got the cuck lean.

  • Cuck lean [ kŭk lēn ] -- n.: the act or state of a "man" being in a submissive incline away from the vertical, but toward a feminine, but somehow more masculine, partner

  • Example sentence: Wow that fucking turbofaggot cuck is totally cuck leaning toward that mental midget airhead commie bitch because he's a submissive non-masculine man-child! What a little bitch!

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