Great! I hope I can continue to do that. 2020 has been the worst year of my life.
Our first two children died of miscarriage this year. My wife and I were devastated. She's pregnant again and further along than at any point she's ever been so we are praying everything goes well.
I am trying to spread happiness in others to help cope with the pain. God bless you!
That's okay, I can quantum tunnel out of it with a small probability dependent on the ratio of my energy to the depth of the potential well kek
I thought he was the Penguin from Batman!
I don't make six figures (yet) :( but point taken. I do theory and observation.
There is no justification, and I wish I could have figured out that I hated the government and taxes as much as I do now prior to committing to my career.
I am torn between having a career that I love with being on the taxpayer dime. In general, pure research in the hard sciences increases humanity's knowledge and overall happiness in some way that is impossible to quantify.
I hope one day to be on a private grant so that I do not steal from my fellow based individuals.
I am also autistic as fuck and would probably be a nuisance to any real employer. I work by myself almost always.
Y'all can tell me how much I am stealing from everybody and I will have beaten you to that conclusion already. What is a man supposed to do? Give up the career I've spent nearly two decades perfecting, or work within the system and hopefully become independent of the taxpayer dime.
Also: y'all need based people to teach physics or this country will turn into a third-world shithole real fast.
I hope this explanation helps.
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I believe the height of a Twinkie is approximately 2.0 cm, so the height of the engorged Twinkie should be calculated as
- [(0.02 m) / (0.04252 kg)] x 10631.1 kg = 5000.5 m = 3.11 miles
Agreed. Thanks!
I need to back off. My autism is taking over my mind. Definitely need to focus on work right now haha.
Nice to meet you! That's awesome you are getting into satellite stuff. That intrigues me.
I have dabbled a very small bit into my own astrophotography, but I would like to do more. But it's a busy time in my career right now.
I agree that the math can be a Kamala Harris though.
All science is fundamentally simple, you just need some time to think about it. I have spent many tens of thousands of hours thinking about and observing space.
Moore and the Twinkie simply coalesce, absorbing their low energy into one another and producing a more hideous monster, much like Grundlefly from the 1980s classic remake of The Fly.
Yes, I love that movie! The reason for that coincidence is that Kip Thorne (Nobel Prize winner for his work on black holes and gravitational waves) was the guy who came up with the idea for that movie back in the 90s. He then served as their science advisor when they were making it.
All the black hole depictions in the movie are the most accurate black hole images of any movie, and a handful of papers came out of the simulations they did to produce those images.
Here are a few of them:
It's the least I can do to give back to the taxpayer.
I am a creamy white color kek
Did you see that giant assteroid headed for the Twinkie?
Oh wait, that's Nadler's pant leg surprise item.
*communist core
Doing my best to spread laughter in 2020 :)
I am technically a high-energy astrophysicist (I study compact objects like black holes, sorry holes of color, and neutron stars), and I am a based Trump supporter, so that makes me a high-energy high-energy astrophysicist.
One bite, so twelve seconds?
I can't see the upvote because it's hiding in Rosie's shadow, but I will trust you put it there because you are a based native Texan and I live in Texas so we are buddies now.
Twinkies in the 1980s when Ghostbusters came out came in a box of ten individually-wrapped cakes. The net weight was 15 ounces, so the weight per Twinkie was
- 42.52 grams or 0.04252 kg
An enlarged Twinkie should preserve the shape of a regular Twinkie, and should be made of the same proportion of ingredients, so a Twinkie that is 250,000 times larger should weigh
- (0.04252 kg)(2.5e5) = 10631.1 kg = 23437 lb
Furthermore, a Twinkie in the 1980s was approximately four inches long, or 10.16 cm. The weight per unit length of a regular Twinkie is thus
- (0.04252 kg) / (0.1016 m) = 0.4185 kg/m
Thus, the length of an engorged Twinkie, preserving the average linear mass density calculated above should be
- (10631.1 kg) / (0.4185 kg/m) = 25403 m = 15.78 miles
So, this engorged Twinkie weighing 23,437 lb and covering over 15 city blocks is almost as big as Rosie O'Donnell.
Sincerely,
Your local based astrophysicist
They can vaccinate my dead body if they survive what I will do to them.
Any FBI fag reading this: FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE
If that guy raises his eyebrows even higher, they will fly off his face.
Ummmm, excuse me, bigot but my pronouns are not "they" ...my pronouns are
kek