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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now he makes "I am so stupid I cannot figure out that there are only two sexes" videos.

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magastrophysicist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry to hear that! I hope I don't have to take anything that screws up my muscle memory.

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

I enjoy typing in the air when I have to do it. Something oddly relaxing about it that I can't explain lol

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

I have never used those password "managers" ... they're just another failure point in systems security.

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice. I still memorize all the important phone numbers just like I did back in the day. You never know when you'll need to call somebody but your phone is dead and you have to borrow one.

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magastrophysicist 1 point ago +1 / -0

I do that too. Those are very difficult to hack.

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love this comment. It is beautiful. After reading those two giant autistic paragraphs, the last sentence made me laugh out loud! :)

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

I knew I'd get one of you on my side with that comment!

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

BelugaLivesMatter? lol

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll do my best. This "accident" is extremely suspicious at the very least.

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magastrophysicist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep, same. My dad was in the military and redpilled me before I could talk.

Having the 'tism is like having a fractal set of fractal keys to fractal problems you didn't even know existed until you thought about them. Normies are confused by your existence, but hanging around them enough will gain you access into their world and you can experience true friendships. I was a loner until grad school, when I found "my people." Turns out most of them are libtards and are definitely not my people, but some of them weren't and I've maintained stable relationships with them over the years.

I was able to convince my wife to marry me, and she loves every part of my "weird"ness.

I have used my 'tism to have a decent career in astrophysics so far, and to shitpost. It's great fun when you embrace it. Scary if not.

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hmm, yeah, I need Flash player to play the video. Brave Browser does not support because it is insecure as hell.

I try to find the video some other way, but very busy lately. No guarantees! I am not as autistic with computers as you'd hope. Decent, but not great.

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magastrophysicist 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the kind of autismo I love, and trust.

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magastrophysicist 6 points ago +6 / -0

Time travel to the future is always possible if one travels at relativistic speeds for a while and returns to earth. A moving clock runs slowly relative to stationary observers, so if y'all leave relativistically for a while why I stay here, that would work. Y'all would age by a few hours and I would be a few months ahead. It's called the Twin Paradox in special relativity and it's not a paradox at all!

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magastrophysicist 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yes. Coincidentally, that is quite close to my score.

WELCOME, FREN! Don't ever get an official diagnosis from a doctor, it will ruin your life. Keep your autismo in secret.

Obviously, I can't diagnose you, I can only show u the way. Take the blue pill and stay asleep to your superpower, take the redpill and shitpost until Jesus' return.

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magastrophysicist 7 points ago +7 / -0

Now you've taken it too far. I will now login via typing out my password on a typewriter and faxing it to u/Doggos for approval.

Long con meme game strong, no hobgoblin attacks plz!

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes, great point! I neglected that in my comment. Pointless for a true criminal (TSA agent) wanting to get your stuff, but very important for your drawers to remain hidden!

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magastrophysicist 8 points ago +8 / -0

Except I am autismo enough to notice that before I start typing, kek.

  • hobgoblins foiled again!
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magastrophysicist 41 points ago +41 / -0

I don't know how it is possible to hate you and love you at the same time.

  • hate u for the imagery
  • love u for the turbokeks
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