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magastrophysicist 6 points ago +6 / -0

I MEAN, KIDS, MAGELLAN'S A LOT COOLER THAN JUSTIN BIEBER!

HE CIRCUMNAVIGATED, WITH ONE SHIP, THE ENTIRE PLANET! HE WAS KILLED BY WILD NATIVES BEFORE THEY GOT BACK TO PORTUGAL. AND WHEN THEY GOT BACK THERE WAS ONLY LIKE ELEVEN PEOPLE ALIVE OF THE TWO-HUNDRED AND SOMETHING CREW AND THE ENTIRE SHIP WAS ROTTING DOWN TO THE WATER LINE!

THAT'S DESTINY! THAT'S WILL! THAT'S STRIVING! THAT'S BEING A TRAILBLAZER, AN EXPLORER.

GOING IN TO SPACE, MATHEMATICS, QUANTUM MECHANICS, THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE, IT'S ALL THERE! LIFE IS FIERY WITH ITS BEAUTY, ITS INCREDIBLE DETAIL! TUNING INTO IT. THEY WANT TO SHUTTER YOUR MIND TALKING ABOUT JUSTIN BIEBER! IT'S PURE EVIL!

THEY'RE TAKING YOUR INTELLECT AND YOUR SOUL AND GIVING YOU MICHAEL JORDAN AND BIEBER.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_t3POfNbx6M

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magastrophysicist 5 points ago +5 / -0

Here was the main post here on TDW. Lots of great comments. My comment above ^ is one I made on the original post: https://thedonald.win/p/HEgVjGdv/the-more-you-joe-the-roosevelt-t/

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magastrophysicist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Porn Cop and Corn Pop, sniffing in a tree, S U C K I N G !

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magastrophysicist 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is like gazing into a portal to hell, but it's so good. I'm on 5:15 already...

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magastrophysicist 17 points ago +17 / -0

Interdimensional psychic vampire rapist pedophile hobgoblin!

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magastrophysicist 26 points ago +26 / -0
  • You know
  • there's a
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  • during Worl Wor Two
  • uhh, you know
  • wurr Roosevelt came up with a thing-uhh
  • that duhh
  • you know was totally different
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  • Worl Wor Two
  • he had the
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COME ON, MAN!

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magastrophysicist 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can confirm.

The lefty tard physicists that get involved in Marxism/intersectionalist bullshit are some of the dumbest people I have ever met.

The science fanboys are worse, but at least they don't have a PhD.

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magastrophysicist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can confirm.

Some of the smartest people I know are the most retarded people I know.

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao Harvard is for cucks for sure. Wouldn't be caught dead working there, regardless of the prestige of their astrophysics department. Not worth my soul.

But, yes. I agree with the sentiment.

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Define the following:

  • S = blood soy level [ g/cm^3 ]
  • T = time spent living in mommy's basement [ years ]
  • m = mass of soyboy [ grams ]
  • V = volume of white guilt tears shed per year in the basement [ cm^3 ]
  • HADY = rate of HOW ABSOLUTELY DARE YOU [ number of outbursts/year ]

S = (mT/V) * HADY

so, as HADY ---> infinity, S ---> infinity.

QUOD ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM

Edit: Also, all soyboys are cucks and all cucks are soyboys. All soyboys and cucks are faggots, but not all faggots are soyboys and cucks.

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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao I read this equation in NPC voice.

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magastrophysicist 5 points ago +5 / -0

Some say, the very best. Tremendous people, really.

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magastrophysicist 11 points ago +11 / -0

Zeroth Law of MAGAdynamics:

  • If two commies (Beta and Cuck) are soyboy buttbuddies with a third commie (Xir), then both Beta and Cuck are soyboy buttbuddies with each other.

First Law of MAGAdynamics:

  • What goes up, must come down.

Second Law of MAGAdynamics:

  • The total enthusiasm for MAGA in an isolated system will never decrease over time.

Third Law of MAGAdynamics:

  • The soy levels of any commie approach infinity as the HOW ABSOLUTELY DARE YOU approaches infinity.
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magastrophysicist 2 points ago +2 / -0
  • Can confirm.

Warmest helicopter engine regards,

Your local based astrophysicist.

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magastrophysicist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Images you can hear.

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magastrophysicist 9 points ago +9 / -0

I am not so sure about this.

Every time I have seen napkin holder rings, middle-aged women have been buying them. Now he's gone and attached them to his head.

He's culturally appropriating the women. Fitting, since he has no balls now.

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magastrophysicist 21 points ago +21 / -0

FBI are the ultimate firestarters. Just ask the Branch Davidians.

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magastrophysicist 5 points ago +5 / -0

Agreed, although they are still rejecting the 2016 election result LMFAO!!

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