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malapropcomic 1 point ago +3 / -2

KEK Please tell me somebody has sent this to them on some form of social media!

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malapropcomic 2 points ago +4 / -2

Folgers and Maxwell House suck. OTOH, nothing YOU do here will help POTUS in any way.

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malapropcomic -6 points ago +1 / -7

Nice try, dildo. Or let me put it in language you can understand: HEWWO! WHY U SAY MEAN FINGS? ISSA WIW DOGGO! MUH GOOH BOYEEE!! WHATTA GOOH BOYEE!! OMG I WUV DA WIW PUPPERS OMG!

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malapropcomic 2 points ago +3 / -1

Never once purchased their overpriced, gimmick coffee. Every single promotional video I have seen was a tryhard, unfunny garbage product. Cashing in this shamelessly on veterans should be ridiculed at all times. Sad that THIS is what it took for others to decide they are not worth supporting. But for once, I agree with a soft boycott, if that's what you want to call it.

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malapropcomic -10 points ago +2 / -12

Why do intelligent people start babbling like retards when it comes to dogs? Just call the fucking thing a dog.

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malapropcomic 0 points ago +1 / -1

Chris Kyle would say "DUDE I TOTALLY HAVE ELEVENTY VILIION KILLS EACH FROM 100 KILOMILES AWAY BRO I SWEAR BRO ALSO I BEAT UP ARNOLD SWARZENEGGER BRO I AM MASTER CHIEF BRO"

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malapropcomic 0 points ago +1 / -1

Mass report all of his tweets. I reported a bunch. Take his toys away.

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malapropcomic 51 points ago +56 / -5

This got stickied? MODS ARE DRUNK, POST BOOMER MEMES

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malapropcomic 0 points ago +1 / -1

Where did you get the idea for "Chriss P Bacon"?

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malapropcomic -7 points ago +1 / -8

Yikes, low effort typical female insult "You have a small dick, can't get it up, women won't fuck you", and what year of law school do they teach Twitter trolling? Honestly if you told me that this wasn't a lawyer, but Alyssa Milano's alternate account I'd believe it. 2/10 tweet.

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malapropcomic 0 points ago +1 / -1

You see, the title of your post is accurate, but the body is stupid and poorly typed. Also, you have a new account. You almost had something, champ. WOMP WOMP

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malapropcomic 0 points ago +1 / -1

What about the phenomena where they post a viral Karen video or fake police brutality that gets a lot of views, then they say "Since everyone's here because of that tweet, donate to my gopatreonme to support translesbianfurry rights and pay my rent and tendies expenses?

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malapropcomic 2 points ago +3 / -1

That's okay. Did you get that email I forwarded you about Bill Gates giving away a million dollars?

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malapropcomic 3 points ago +4 / -1

Grandpa, go to bed. You posted old stale clickbait again.

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malapropcomic -3 points ago +1 / -4

Weird accusation out of left field. Take your meds LOL

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malapropcomic -1 points ago +2 / -3

Nah. Still don't care. ANTIFA are still fascists, and lolbertarians are a joke. Go split hairs by yourself in the corner, dunce.

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malapropcomic 4 points ago +5 / -1

Cops work for corrupt dems. They stood by and allowed looting and assault when the left did it, but rush to arrest anyone right of Mao for defending themselves. Blindly supporting all police is just as retarded as shouting ACAB.

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malapropcomic 0 points ago +1 / -1

Schizos find meaning in coincidence.

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malapropcomic 0 points ago +1 / -1

Whoah, look at Jamal Ginsburg here

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