I'm going to need atleast two forms of ID, birth certificate and a klan member to confirm your blackness.
(whisper, does anyone know where to find a klan member?)
I get around 14 texts a day from Trump but I've never gotten one from a democrat.
Last Christmas I even got one wishing their aunt a "Merry Christmas", I was nice enough to respond and let them know I was not their aunt.
"And that's a bad miss."
Like a new car? Better give them a truck this time.
I didn't know football started except this place. I quit in '15 and I used to talk about football year round. Now I'm more like the mother in "waterboy", "foolsboll".
Fire burns up. You burn the lower part so it burns up and when the fire crest the hill it has nothing to burn.
Assuming the main fire is coming from the right side of the screen.
I thought the aussie fires were arson and they arrested a bunch of people.
Wait, fuck. I have to find out if my polling place is still going to be the same, it's a fucking church.
Kinda reminds me of the movie "Summer Rental" but in this version they never found the sail and had to use what was on hand.
Years, ago I took German in college and HS because it was easy. My father was Army and I was born in Germany and moved between the US and Germany. Back to college, my teacher was a former soviet who taught German and Russian. Should I have taken russian in college instead.
Right now I only know a handful of russian and I haven't been to Germany in over a decade (lived there in almost two).
They have it all and more.
OAN sent me some free pins, pens, and stickers a few weeks ago. I fucking love OAN.
Don't worry babylon bee may use it.
I'm guessing a military parent. My pops was Army and I learned young when the anthem plays, shut up and hands either go behind the back or on the heart. I lived on post for years, when the flag goes down you shut up and face that direction.
I also learned if the guy next to you doesn't respect the flag a punch in the jaw is ok.
Haha, I bought I shirt from them a week or two before the OSU shit went down. OAN is great because I do like to know what is going on besides one topic over and over like cnn, fox, and all the others.
Snowden ran to russian publishing things every "conspiracy theorist" knew for years. Snowden is a joke.
Edit: I guess y'all like commie stooges.
Sorry, you need to start watching cnn or something. We need to test your power.
No, he covered up the reports of sexual abuse by the lt. Gov.
You forgot the AG that covered up for the Lt.
Wait, just hold on the mail man isn't like Santa on steroids. I have been lied to my entire life.
Are you Casey Jones?
Wait, my handle is offensive? Sweet.
Maybe he's DB Cooper.
MY VOTING PLACE IS STILL LISTED AS THE CHURCH. I live in VA, how can I vote at the church if people can't go to church.
I need to email coonman again.