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meals23 6 points ago +6 / -0

booty eating crew

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meals23 153 points ago +153 / -0

people who lift weights are more likely to be conservative

lift weights eat steaks

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meals23 3 points ago +3 / -0

this is what I don't understand, why is every woman that does this "polyamory" shit so god damn fat

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meals23 3 points ago +3 / -0

if i remember correctly that abomination of a household on the couch ended up with 1 of them getting her pregnant and then another 1 of them who did not ended up going to jail for beating the child severely

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meals23 3 points ago +3 / -0

this is the difference between them and us

we were given a bowl of shit by the neo cons and we revolted by forcing Trump down their throats

they were given a bowl of shit by the democrat establish and not only did they still vote for Hillary they're all sitting here saying "This sucks but I'm going to vote for Biden anyway"

You don't win by accepting defeat, only losers quit. These people are pathetic.

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meals23 2 points ago +2 / -0

she was trying to get Buttigieg's endorsement

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meals23 7 points ago +7 / -0

my favorite miracle Saint Pence performed was when he turned fruits into vegetables

God wills it

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meals23 38 points ago +38 / -0

Pence will vaporize Kamala in the debates

I mean that literally his steely gaze will ignite the demon's flesh mere moments after the debate starts

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meals23 4 points ago +4 / -0

And no love songs after breakups for as long as necessary

I know that feel

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meals23 13 points ago +15 / -2

yeah, it's really getting bad

I've been saying this ever since the riots started, blacks in America have it amazing right now but if they keep this shit up for much longer then by the end of this decade I don't think there will be a single ethnicity in America that doesn't hate and mistrust blacks.

Jesse Jackson remarked the other day that he's ashamed he lives in a time where if he's walking around alone at night and hears footsteps behind him, he breathes a sigh of relief when he sees that the person is white. I think a lot of people can empathize with that now.

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meals23 2 points ago +2 / -0

This makes sense because people who exercise by going to the gym and lifting weights are far more likely to be conservative

If you're a person who takes the time to better themselves and invests in the benefits of hard work over a long period of time, why would you vote for Soycialists?

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meals23 4 points ago +4 / -0

I felt like that was part of the Half in the Bag joke at first, these two VCR repairmen in the modern world looking like hell, Jay looking like a fucking hobo and Mike was basically your average serial killer except his pants needed some semen stains

Either way I love RedLetterMedia have an upvote pede

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meals23 11 points ago +11 / -0

now thats a great saying right there

whenever I feel down I listen to Roll with the Changes

It always cheers me up it's such a happy sound

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meals23 21 points ago +21 / -0

you don't even need to wait for them win a championship, there's rioting if the Raiders win a game, there's rioting if the Raiders lose a game, there's rioting if the Raiders have a bye week

fucks sake LA is a dump

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meals23 77 points ago +77 / -0

calipede here, the amount of screeching over how whites are racist to blacks makes me laugh because hispanics actually hate black people and nobody ever talks about it

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meals23 6 points ago +6 / -0

that's a hell of a thing to read at 2 in the morning

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meals23 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah, I mean the capeshit Marvel movies make a gorillion dollars every time they release a new one but there is a world of difference between how actually good the first Iron Man movie was 12 years ago and how shitty the garbage they release is now.

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meals23 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wish it happened to Boardwalk Empire.

Fact is if you think about it, the only good HBO shows that lasted multiple seasons and never lost its heart was like, The Sopranos. Some people say The Wire but in my opinion after the 3rd season the show lost it's way.

It's better to be a Rome than a Game of Thrones.

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