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megachessatron 4 points ago +4 / -0

This show was my favorite when I was like 4. Fuckers keep ruining things from my childhood

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megachessatron 2 points ago +2 / -0

Being on social media is like screaming into a void that sometimes screams back

How's that for clever sounding sophistry trying to pass for deep and thoughtful analysis? Am I doing it right

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megachessatron 1 point ago +1 / -0

All my paper money says "Trump won biden cheated" on it in sharpie but I can't figure out who keeps writing it on there. Whoever it is I'm sure is a really cool dude

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megachessatron 3 points ago +3 / -0

yeah they can't do anything about it without admitting that many of them cheated too

lookin your way brian kemp and lisa murkowski

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megachessatron 1 point ago +1 / -0

"once everyone is special for owning gucci, no one will be special for owning gucci"

-me, 2021

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megachessatron 1 point ago +1 / -0

yeah but she's proud of him so that makes it all fine

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megachessatron 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seems like the perfect time for me to go to the gym and express my racism, vigorously and without remorse

Brb patriots

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megachessatron 2 points ago +2 / -0

seriously when will we get representation in major hollywood films. I'm so tired of being oppressed by the old wave sexual orientations and their major media ties

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megachessatron 9 points ago +9 / -0

what is this hooktube magic and why have I never heard of it

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megachessatron 1 point ago +1 / -0

This guy sure knows how to fail upwards

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megachessatron 2 points ago +2 / -0

my dude out here cosplaying as a minion Master Chief lol

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megachessatron 3 points ago +3 / -0

I would definitely do this to troll. Just need a sign around the neck that says something like, "this does the same for me in outer space as your mask does for this virus"

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megachessatron 1 point ago +1 / -0

somebody call the flex tape guy I heard he has a boat we can use

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megachessatron 3 points ago +3 / -0

what doctor looks at someone and says "yeah I'll cut off your dick and turn it into a mutilated fauxgina" and then goes home, looks in the mirror, and say anything other than "my life is a fucking joke"

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megachessatron 2 points ago +2 / -0

All they had to do was serve up an easy target like Dr. Seuss and Pepe Le Pew (or how jim jordan and matt gaetz are obsessed with Brittany Spears right now) and they forgot all about the biggest problems

problem is there are too few fighters and too many fights

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megachessatron 23 points ago +23 / -0

whole thing smells a little made up... like ooh look Nazis did it so we're justified in sending death and rape threats to superstraights on twitter

fuckin superphobes man no conversing with someone so hateful

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megachessatron 8 points ago +9 / -1

EVEN IF this does nothing, it's important for us to have a power structure and influence of some kind, because we need to be prepared in case the worst happens. Stockpiling ammo in your basement and bitching about broken elections DOES NOTHING if you have no infrastructure around which to organize and this seems to be the best way to attempt killing two birds with one stone, so get involved and DO IT NOW

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