by TBTGXOR
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mellestal 13 points ago +13 / -0

I know the joys of a morphine drip, she wasn't doing much other than starring at the ceiling.

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mellestal 2 points ago +2 / -0

You heard them lefties, one kid. No more.

Conservatives breed like rabbits. :)

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mellestal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should have been her age + years on Supreme court, but some lefty fatties would probably get offended but such display of fitness.

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mellestal 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wonder if you could correlate % gun ownership in a states/city to gun crime.

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mellestal 7 points ago +7 / -0

Lengthy prison, fines, and a permanent ban from holding office, working in elections, and campaigning for a candidate. Basically you get to vote, that's the only thing you can do (and put stuff up on your lawn/house).

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mellestal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hell even just wearing the same mask for a few hours is probably not great for germs fucking other germs that you breathe out into the mask.

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mellestal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Or at the very least let the cops know the protest route so traffic doesn't come to you.... Oh wait they want the police defunded....

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mellestal 1 point ago +1 / -0

The other option is sending in the National Guard/Military/Federal law enforcement in full force and effectively locking down the city. The left would cry "racist" or "fascist" or "tyrant" or "warlord" etc. Trump can't win this until the mayor, or governor asks for the help.

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mellestal 21 points ago +21 / -0

USA is mostly white so I expect mostly white protesters. Plus many white college liberals looking to score some brownie points.

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mellestal 6 points ago +6 / -0

I don't know about chat bots, but definitely copy pasta.

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mellestal 7 points ago +7 / -0

I know. The Liberal/NDP up here are basically the same levels. O'toole has someone great dealing with his Facebook page from what I've seen.

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mellestal 16 points ago +16 / -0

Damn it took them 2 days and 29 minutes to type that shitty little paragraph. They really are sending their best.

Something something monkeys on a typewriter.

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mellestal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Riots can be considered violence.

Threatening or inciting violence is against the law and is not covered under the first amendment (to my knowledge).

Thus, the first three could be considered against the law.

Comeondosomething.Barr.meme

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mellestal 4 points ago +4 / -0

I L O V E C O V F E F E

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mellestal 4 points ago +4 / -0

God damn PEDOWOOD. CEASE!!

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mellestal 6 points ago +6 / -0

Honestly I'm not too worried as "Within a roughly two-hour time frame Tuesday afternoon" I doubt many people printed, voted, and delivered the ballot during that time. Hopefully there's a big shiny sign that says "We fucked up, look at your ballot make sure it's the right one" on their website.

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mellestal 12 points ago +12 / -0

Likely invalid. It's an improper ballot, and many would consider it to be a fake ballot.

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mellestal 39 points ago +39 / -0

"Grab her by the pussy" given the context wasn't that he had done it, but that women let celebrities do that kind of thing to them. Too bad the media didn't play the like 20 seconds before XD

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mellestal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Democrats were too afraid to go out and vote and the post office sucked at getting nailed in votes in on time and not losing them.

That's my prediction.

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mellestal 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well now its the not available in your country now (CanuckLand). Shrug. I'll take the word that we fucked up and chalk it up to seeing but not hearing.

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mellestal 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah, can't video the video that's linked (unavailable), but makes sense if that's the context of what they're talking about.

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mellestal 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey fellow PoutinePede. There are dozens of us I tell you XD

Quebec and Alberta would be the place to start America XD If you're ever feeling cute enough to annex Canada.

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