Everyone keeps ignoring the dark horse candidate in this election. Someone with experience, someone with seniority, someone who has been in the White House before.
Who is this mystery candidate, the Democrats' perfect rival to face Donald Trump in the general election?
That's right. At the Democratic Convention in August, the peanut farmer from Georgia will come out of retirement for one last hurrah, a final push for his second term.
Jimmy Carter's back, baby!
He praises Allah, too.
Free healthcare for all!
Free education for all!
Free housing for all!
Free food for all!
Free clothing for all!
Free entertainment for all!
How dare you call it socialism! It's democratic socialism, don't you understand the difference??
Half the comments on the salty threads start with "I'm not an American, but..."
... Sign language through a window to communicate with someone with coronavirus?
Joe, there's this new invention called the telephone.
I... I think Bernie just called Biden low-energy.
Bernie is actively qualifying his praise of communist regimes. America is watching it live. He's toast.
This debate needs Marianne Williamson to offer the opposing view that the healing power of crystals will solve the coronavirus crisis.
I honestly can't wait.
Because identity politics has polluted these clowns' minds so completely that they can't think in any other terms.
Reading the tea leaves, I think Biden just tipped his hand that he's gonna put Warren as VP on his ticket.
He will when he debates Trump. Bernie won't rile him enough for him to really lose his shit but the president will.
You'd think they would have learned from 2016 that insulting your voter base isn't a winning strategy, but they just can't help themselves.
(Biden): This man voted against the Brady Bill five times!
(Me): Vince McMahon mildly interested reaction meme face.
Weekend at Bernie's.
DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH
Biden looks like he is about to wag his finger in Bernie's face and call him a dog-faced pony soldier.
Go to the youtube! I hear there's rumors on the internets!
They need someone with name recognition, someone with experience. They need a candidate who isn't a coastal elite, someone with a modest background to connect with rural voters in swing states. They're not afraid of nominating an older candidate.
On the night of the Democratic convention all the pieces will come together and their perfect candidate will be revealed.
Jimmy Carter.
Free healthcare for all!
Free education for all!
Free housing for all!
Free food for all!
Free clothing for all!
Free entertainment for all!
Phone bonk!
Face donk!
Match my $14 donation!
They're gonna bring Jimmy Carter out of retirement.
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