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metricschiffton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Strange way to celebrate the 246th anniversary of the Battle of Lexington-Concord, but ok!

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metricschiffton 10 points ago +11 / -1

Start an ammo manufacturing business???

I've heard that sector is lit right now...

Just kidding, I know there is a huge investment to get into the market there, but serious bank to be made!

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metricschiffton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Same here! I replaced my Diet Cokes with a couple of cups of covfefe! I've lost a couple of pounds and its cheaper!

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metricschiffton 4 points ago +4 / -0

They left out the time he stopped a mugging in-progress back in the 90s.

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metricschiffton 1 point ago +1 / -0

*Sad pepe

MFW the court of "no standing" chimes in that the law targets voters from outer space and strikes it down...

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metricschiffton 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love the idea of a single election day, but it comes down to a matter of logistics. Early voted in my state and the line was around the building with an hour wait. At peak production, they could process a voter through ID check and registration verification every 30 seconds. Next, once a machine was open, it took 3 minutes at least to complete the selection of candidates and print my ballot, which I then fed into the reader. 4 minutes per voter to complete the process. You can boost production with multiple ID checks and 6-8 machines per ID checker. Every 3-4 machines needs a person to answer questions and assist the idiots.

In order for this to work we either need to mobilize an army of poll workers, watchers, and trusted agents to work the polls for 24 hours straight, or call out the National Gua... son of a bitch, I'm in!

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metricschiffton 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did you ever see the movie "The Pentagon Wars" about the development of the Bradley Fighting Vehicle? The only inaccuracies were in how offices are numbered in the Pentagon.

I thought they should make a sequel about the F-22 program and that shitshow, but lately I've been hoping it was about the F-35. They could call it "The Pentagon Wars 2: Lightning Strikes Twice"!

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metricschiffton 4 points ago +4 / -0

"You want 30 pieces of silver for betraying 74 million Americans??? Sure hope your super PACs can come through for you, because we are done!

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metricschiffton 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't just boycott CPAC!!! Let's have our own here on PW. We are not all focused on the same issues and our energy is spent in earnest going from target to target to target.

We need to direct our energy on the key levers of influence for our important issues, and we may have a chance...

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metricschiffton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump is so good at making real estate deals, he is now living rent-free in their heads!!!

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metricschiffton 11 points ago +11 / -0

At the rate we are going, I can barely afford to play the 22LR slots! The power on that table could topple economies!

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metricschiffton 2 points ago +2 / -0

**Those big money donors mean nothing when you lose the Base... And that is exactly what you have done.>

I did the math on this the other day...

The GOP needs to raise about $59.2 billion for the next election cycle. Why???

That is the cost of 30 pieces of silver for each of the 74 million Trump supporters that were betrayed.

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metricschiffton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Rally round your family, with a pocket full of stonks!

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metricschiffton 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you angry? Are you enraged? Are you REAL MAD???

GOOD! We're going to need that motivation in a year as they have normalized the "Steal" and are getting ready to do it again. Most of the people around you will be mad for a little while and then they'll go back to their daily routine. They will go back to sleep and keep voting "R" despite the betrayal. You have to stay mad and keep making it rain red pills.

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metricschiffton 4 points ago +4 / -0

He can only turn left... he's not an ambi-turner.

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metricschiffton 1 point ago +1 / -0

NOTICE: This meme has been stolen and may be reposted at a time and place of the reappropriators choosing. No further action on your part is required. Thank you and have a MAGA day!

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metricschiffton 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just for a comparison...

Is Trumpium 1.3 times more powerful than hopium's 0.7?

Or is it more like a 4am ballot drop of 200k votes more powerful?

Asking for a fren...

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