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midgetpornrocks 7 points ago +7 / -0

the courage of youth meets the strength of adulthood and righteousness

Bingo! I remember when I was 17...

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midgetpornrocks 82 points ago +83 / -1

What is it about 17-year olds doing the heroic thing?

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midgetpornrocks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isn't anybody going to help that poor man?

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midgetpornrocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

Probably top 5 comedies of all time.

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midgetpornrocks 6 points ago +11 / -5

Did you actually compare real people to a movie character?

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midgetpornrocks 5 points ago +5 / -0

"None of your fucking business"

That's the only proper response to the question "What do you need a gun for?"

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midgetpornrocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you the Black Irish!

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midgetpornrocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Who the fuck is Wendy Williams?

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midgetpornrocks 16 points ago +16 / -0

That's funny. Trump had zero experience leading the executive branch, and somehow he still managed to be the greatest president we've seen in our lifetime.

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midgetpornrocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

She wears a mask to hide the fact that she's not really the VP. That's one of her body doubles.

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midgetpornrocks 36 points ago +37 / -1

Wife went to the doc because she had a car accident (she's ok, thank God). Doc checked her out for any injuries from the accident. Same as with OP, doc asked her if she wanted the experiment juice. Wife declined. Wife had asked also to be checked for antibodies because we got Covid back in May, 2020. The doc laughed and said that the antibodies are gone, because they only last for a few months. Wife insisted for the antibodies check. Doc kept refusing. Finally, after a few minutes, the doc caved in and ordered the test. She then went to get her blood drawn.

Two days later. Results came back. Wife went to go see the doc. Wife said the doc had the most puzzled look when explaining that she was positive for antibodies.

Fucking doctors nowadays are useless.

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midgetpornrocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everyone saw it coming. It's just the usual fake news that made it seem otherwise.

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midgetpornrocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

But "illegal aliens" is what made Vasquez sign up...

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midgetpornrocks 6 points ago +6 / -0

This RINO fuck is just playing political theater. Until he calls out the Dems as being Chinese property, it's all just for show.

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midgetpornrocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

And while I agree that there is only true and ever-living God, I do believe there are two burning bushes: the one Moses saw and the one between Kamala's legs.

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midgetpornrocks 22 points ago +22 / -0

It's funny because of movies, the average sheep now believes that's how it works.

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midgetpornrocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was half expecting a this to be a Bee article about Obama. But then the number of victims would be way, way too low....

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midgetpornrocks 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not sorry for your loss.

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