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minivan 12 points ago +12 / -0

I left two years ago because it became a cesspool of commies. Lurked on T_D without an account just to get news. There's nothing worthwhile on Reddit anymore now that we have .win

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minivan 11 points ago +11 / -0

Your name was my first concert. 1986 Come Out and Play tour.

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minivan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jan 19th - National Popcorn Day

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minivan 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Trump Prophesies, Kim Clement, Kevin Zadai, Tracy Cooke, ...many others

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minivan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bluto: What? Over? Did you say 'over'? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!...

It ain't over now, 'cause when the goin' gets tough, the tough get goin'. Who's with me? Let's go! Come on!...(He ran to the front door but no one followed him)

Bluto (returning): What the f--k happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst.

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minivan 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m so glad I didn’t fart on tv like a gorilla eating a plate of red beans and rice as I sat in a New Orleans bar, swilling cheap beer and menthols.

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minivan -13 points ago +10 / -23

Yawn. Come on, GEOTUS, get fucking evil for once!

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minivan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ready for war. But yeah, he'll remain president. Mark Taylor, Kim Clement, Kevin Zadai and many others...

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minivan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Make sure your guns are in the checked-in luggage and not carry on.

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minivan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck the NRA

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minivan 2 points ago +2 / -0

YOU. MAGNIFICENT. BASTARD.

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minivan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Their email: Hi minivan! XXXX are working with the Pennsylvania Tourism Office on a social media initiative called “Happy Holi-stays, PA,” aiming to bring Pennsylvania performances, demonstration, and other virtual experiences into people's homes, over the Holidays as the state is urging people to not travel.

We’d love it if you would consider partnering with us in this initiative. Specifically, we were wondering if you would be open to doing a short holiday performance... Let me know if this is something you’d be open to in theory, and I’d love to set up a time to chat by phone.

My response: At this time, I am only doing live events in order to encourage the opposite of the state's initiatives, even to the point of civil disobedience. I believe people should be gathering, hugging, congregating at churches and living their lives to the fullest. I cannot encourage any lockdown, even if it means receiving performance fees for my efforts.

I hope you understand.

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