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monkeylovebanana 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reminds me of the South Park Pokemon episode -

"American have BIG penis! Japan penis berry berry small!"

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monkeylovebanana 3 points ago +3 / -0

I also liked the top right "Emergency Man"

"That's Emergency Ma'am!"

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monkeylovebanana 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think those dollars they hand you on the street, are out of sympathy.

"I'm a smart professional business man! People give me money to tell them Islamic Terrorist are bad!"

If I give you a dollar you promise to not go spend it on booze, drugs, or hookers, Fren?

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monkeylovebanana 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I'm smart! I make more money than you!! You're dumb! You're 13!"

Do you not see the irony of yourself?

One sec. Popcorn just dinged.

You were saying?

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monkeylovebanana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your "vastly more education" argument extends as far as "Islamic terrorist are a real threat!"

Dig deeper for that vast education you claim. Not seeing it. I see a lonely sir/ma'am that reverts to name calling and insult-slinging when frustrated with people that disagree with your "I'M SMART! I PROMISE! YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME! I'M A MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHER!!!" mentality.

But why argue with me? I'm just a 13 and a half year old that doesn't listen to wise teacher. Amirite?

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monkeylovebanana 1 point ago +1 / -0

literally qualified

Kek. You remind me of the teacher from Portland screaming out of her car: "I'm a teacher!!!!"

My IQ is over 9000. What you got on that? Oh wise, and wonderful enlightened one! Please teach me the ways of rrrrrrEEEEEEEEE.

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monkeylovebanana 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Come now children. Gather 'round. Your grandmother here is going to go and explore the World Wide Webs! What an adventure we shall have!"

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monkeylovebanana 3 points ago +4 / -1

You do not think the NSA has been, or at the very least, will begin to spy on all US citizens, but at the same time, acknowledge government is prone to abuse power. Interesting.

"every 13 year old on the internet." Those must be some based 13 y/o's. Patriot Act was introduced in 2001. They were not even born until 7 years later. They grew up with a smart phone in their hand at age 5. Addicted to social media & no concept of what giving up privacy for security/ease-of-use means.

So, you mean to tell me.., between TikTok vids & Fortnite every "13 year old on the internet" is spouting the narrative of "They are spying on us man!"

You sir, are a clown. Honk honk.

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monkeylovebanana 10 points ago +10 / -0

FBI: "Agent Carlsbad! We are getting an unusual amount of MAGA chatter online!"

Agent Carlsbad: "Sweet mother of God... Call all emergency personnel and get them back on monitoring thedonald immediately!"

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monkeylovebanana 7 points ago +7 / -0

I still don't think you get it...

NSA: "We are only spying on the terrorist... Trust us."

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