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morevodka4nancy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Repeat of 2016! All the polls said "Side-O-Beef" was ahead, yet all the rallies clearly showed who had the most support! Now 2020 is showing the same trend. How do you go from drawing a smaller crowd than a McDonald's drive through to leading in the polls, vs. GEOTIS, whose crowds are so big they are turning people away? By the way, Happy Belated Birthday Hillary, you fat cow! Hope you enjoyed your last one!

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morevodka4nancy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nothing says "F You" like a massive coronary! Would you please do America a favor and die already?

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morevodka4nancy 1 point ago +1 / -0

NICE WORK! My wife laughed out loud!

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morevodka4nancy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Clueless Joe, coming soon to a mall near you!

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morevodka4nancy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Isn't she the bitch that was screwing Crazy Joe behind her husbands back?

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morevodka4nancy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah, but could you be any dumber than Hunter? Both Biden's like crack! Hunter likes to smoke it, and Joe likes to fondle it!

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morevodka4nancy 1 point ago +1 / -0

What a fun way to spend your last birthday! And still, NOT-OUR-PRESIDENT!

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morevodka4nancy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wow. What a tough Mayor! Crime in NYC is skyrocketing because of his shit policies, and he can't act fast enough to punish a police officer who's crime was bad judgement. Good judgement that he supports Trump, not good that he did it on the job.

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morevodka4nancy 37 points ago +37 / -0

You know what would sell on Porn Hub? The Threesome video of Hunter, Barack, and Big Mike! It would be like a train wreck, people would not really want to see it, but would have trouble looking away!

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morevodka4nancy 2 points ago +2 / -0

But the accusation of Kavanaugh grabbing a booby at a party when he was 16 is grounds for crucifixion! The Dems are deep in hypocrisy, and thin in logic!

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morevodka4nancy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey, we're in luck! White males are now in the minority! I might just come out of retirement and move back to California to help them with their diversity hire program. Nah, gonna stay in Texas and keep the extra coin in my pocket.

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morevodka4nancy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just remember, long after GEOTUS has left the Whitehouse, we will still have Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barret as nice parting gifts! Suck a bag of dicks Senate Democrats!

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morevodka4nancy 1 point ago +1 / -0

This one can't be Crazy Joe's, the engine is still connected to the rest of the train! And if I'm not mistaken, his runs on wind power!

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morevodka4nancy 1 point ago +1 / -0

And then what happened?

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morevodka4nancy 1 point ago +1 / -0

One of these two did not age well! The other is still our President!

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morevodka4nancy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wouldn't it be a hoot if Hillary were to have a massive coronary on her birthday? Not a life-ending one, just bad enough to confine her to a chair and drool all over herself, like her buddy and also-not-your-President Biden! KARMA!

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morevodka4nancy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I imagine they are all brushing up their resumes!

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morevodka4nancy 1 point ago +1 / -0

That is not easy on the eyes! That is "last call for alcohol and she's the only girl left in the place date material"!

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