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mrspaulrevere 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I'll be mailing in my ballots, er, ballot for Biden.I mean, I'll mail one in and drop off the other, then I'll go to my mom's and collect hers and the neighbors' they never vote and mail those too... illegal?" {hang up]

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mrspaulrevere 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Karens are interpreting it as he lacks empathy for those who have lost loved ones to the virus. "How dare he say don't be afraid, tell that to my dead grandma!" It would be as if he said, "Yes there are going to be accidents but you can't be afraid of driving, you have to get to work..." and they said "Tell that to my dad who was kllled in a four-car wreck." Logic and sanity are not the American suburban woman's strong suits.

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mrspaulrevere 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not "someone", an illegal alien mixed-race disabled tranny single mom with her little dog.

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mrspaulrevere 4 points ago +4 / -0

From the first time I saw him, I thought "she walks really awkwardly in those heels, sits kind of funny too." Almost looked like a dude playing dress-up in his mom's clothes. Go back and watch the 2009 inauguration video.

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mrspaulrevere 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden (probably) later: "Okay, I misspoke. I know black women are cashiers in the grocery stores not just stocking the shelves. Some of them are keeping the floors clean, taking the trash out back! I get it."

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mrspaulrevere 9 points ago +9 / -0

Just in case you're wondering, I worked with HIPAA at my last job. No medical information can be released without the patient's permission. The exception is that if it's an emergency and one medical provider needs to share information with another to facilitate the patient's care. Like, if you're taken to the hospital unconscious in an ambulance and they need to call your family doctor to find out what's in your patient records.

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mrspaulrevere 3 points ago +3 / -0

No but we are giving him a mega prescription for Viagra as he'll be with the First Lady tonight.

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mrspaulrevere 3 points ago +3 / -0

Biden would be on a ventilator with a mask on.

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mrspaulrevere 4 points ago +4 / -0

CNN has ordered oxygen, stat. Where is the ventilator? Respiratory therapist Dr. Jillina Bidensky is standing by.

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mrspaulrevere 8 points ago +8 / -0

CNN wants to give him oxygen and doesn't understand why the doctors are resisting.

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mrspaulrevere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just heard on Michael Savage's most recent podcast that the creature is rumored to have a drinkie poo problem a la Hilldawg and Peloshi. He was careful to say "just a rumor."

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mrspaulrevere 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Was this an oral or rectal thermometer? Or the kind they point at your forehead? Who took his temperature?"

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mrspaulrevere 2 points ago +3 / -1

If there weren't so many farting cows Drumpf could get his fucking oxygen...reeee!!!

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mrspaulrevere 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'll be 95, I can make it. Grandma made it to 96, two uncles made it to 97 and 100. Go, Barron!

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mrspaulrevere 1 point ago +1 / -0

Folks, the worry about them slipping in an assassin doc or nurse is real. Remember what happened to Joan Rivers? A few days after saying Barry is gay and Big Mike is a tranny, Joan goes in for a routine throat procedure. A mystery doc shows up at the clinic asks to take over, and the rest is history.

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mrspaulrevere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Standing on the sidewalk, saw JFK in an open convertible in Boston coming off a highway ramp, in October 1963 (he was killed in November). Hair was going a little bit brown to gray. He had both hands on either side of the seat for balance as the car made a sharp turn.

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mrspaulrevere 32 points ago +32 / -0

It would be hard to run all the tests he needs at the WH as well as do procedures like give oxygen and transfusions. This is the smarter move. Still scary though.

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