Trump should talk a string of nonsense just to throw him off: "I was with my grandkids today, they jumped on my lap, ever had that happen Joe I know you have grandkids from Hunter do you see them does Hunter see the baby with the stripper, c'mon man let's hear about the grandkids..."
DO NOT say "kids" or "leg hairs". Super-DO NOT say "rub" or "roaches."
MSDNC: Trump kept saying "where's Hunter?" after Biden begged him to stop abusing his family, causing Joe to attempt to stop the abuse and fall.
Trump needs to throw in a lot of multi-diigit numbers, lots of commas & decimals. "Joe maybe you can tell us how you would manage a 1 point 5 trillion increase in the military budget up from a 2.75% decrease if forty point seven eight million was deferred for..."
Trump needs to come up with a "Rosie O'Donnell" level line to deal with the laughter. "Thanks for the laugh Joe, some feel I should be doing standup but I'm too busy running the country, I don't have a basement to rehearse in..."
Melania is leaving him after the election and moving with Barron back to Trump Tower.
They said there's no way they're voting for a woman for President!
I remember during 2016 election, there was an urgent call on Election Day from an Amish town in PA they needed about 10 cars to show up to drive them to the polls. Over 140 cars arrived...
John Durham? He mentioned getting rid of "bad lawyers."
Trump may not mention Hunter. Joe is poised for "Hunter." Trump may say Barrett graduated #1 in her law school class, Joe graduated at the bottom but claimed otherwise.
"Excuse me, who is John? Can we go back to John?"
I applaud your scholarship and feel reassured that Joe is the very stable genius we need for these times. I have been able to discern that "rubbing leg hairs" is a reference to D.H. Lawrence's passionate exposition of an affair with Eleanor Roosevelt.
"Holy fuck, a meltdown, go to meltdown protocol in 3-2-1..."
goodmorning.Sunday.exe will run until reboot is executed
I think you're right. It's like a schoolteacher in front of a class that's getting disruptive all of a sudden saying, "Good morning, it's Monday!" loudly to remind the class to come to order.
Notice: Activate the "under these circumstances" now, repeat activate now. Going live with "under these circumstances." Maggie Haberman are you there?
Yeah, that would be great. Trump baits Joe about Hunter, Trump team sends to his earpiece: "Guilty, I know he did that, he should be in jail, I got a kickback from the China money, bought Jill a nice diamond ring..."
"Hanging chads" redux. Except the SJWs will think a "hanging Chad" is a buff dude who frequents bars to pick up the hotties.
Yes they are throwing it, but why be so obvious? Couldn't they at least send Headboard out to campaign more, take some press questions? Notice they're spending the cash on ads. I agree they're going to try mail-in and the courts to steal it, but something in addition is afoot.
When they asked at the presser the other day he said he hadn't met with Lagoa. Then he said something like there are all kinds of ways for people to talk to each other like phone calls and video conferences...
"Look," "Listen," "I'm not going to respond to that," "This is not who we are", "I've already answered that," "My family is not up for discussion...let's keep children out of this"
Joe just said the one on the left smells nice!
Biden will lie in state in the Capitol, then his body will be transported to Scranton, Joe was the Scanton kid, then it will go to Wilmington DE, and finally to Arlington. There will be four funerals and a memorial. The whole month of October will be non-stop Biden with Hillary giving eulogies/campaign speeches. The tears of Dr. Jill will be epic. Hunter will fall on the gold coffin...how can you be so heartless as to not honor Joe's dying wish for Hillary and Ho to be Pres./VP?
Clara the granddaughter says RBG dictated the words, Clara typed them into her computer, then read them back to grandma who was very pleased. Question: Why didn't Clara print it out and have grandma sign it? Signature could be verified by an expert. Why?????
To be cured of RBG-worship listen to Michael Savage's podcast on her where he lays out that she was Commie scum and shouldn't have been appointed to the SC as she was chief counsel for the ACLU at the time.