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mushroomhead 3 points ago +3 / -0

I think its the last gasp EU is sliding away We could not hold Iraq. They are too extended Just me but they are boomers and nature is removing them so they went ball deep

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mushroomhead 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hi Im Joe are you married? I am but we can fix that

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mushroomhead 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everyday for the rest of their lives they wake up Is today the day? You can get away with 1 lie but 30million they will catch u

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mushroomhead 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey Twitter called u got the job my dude

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mushroomhead 10 points ago +10 / -0

Temporary. Like every revolution they couldnt hold the poorest country in Europe. Do u think their gay color revolution will last?

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mushroomhead 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chuck : I am soooo hard now I cant keep my head up

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mushroomhead 4 points ago +4 / -0

They served their purpose. Like every revolution they kill the soldiers so they dont turn on the new masters. ask Castro's friends

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mushroomhead 3 points ago +3 / -0

this is going to be best 4yrs really!

No stop lolls then we get DON2.0

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mushroomhead 1 point ago +1 / -0

Heard they are sending everyone home next week?

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mushroomhead 1 point ago +1 / -0

My favorite potato

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mushroomhead 3 points ago +3 / -0

I heard they have showers upstairs who got the soap?

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mushroomhead 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ok quit begin wallflowers who wants to dance? Aunhhh. The forbidden dance. Lambada

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mushroomhead 3 points ago +3 / -0

No really I was a doctor before I joined the senate

Now turn ur head and cough

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