IDGAF if I get one upvote or not. Someone has to say it and it might as well be me.
I think we all saw this coming.
Tell your grandma that she will not be missed when she dies. Tell her that you in fact, welcome her death. Actually save this post and remember my username and the day that your Grandma dies, I will fly to wherever you live and buy you a steak dinner and get you drunk. Then we can get drunk and laugh at her stupid fucking ass. BTW, I am not kidding.
What a shame.
I made up the second sentence. I believe the first sentence to be correct.
If there are any angels in here, they are all nurses. Rub my hairy legs, C'mon man.
Awesome
Jackson is the worst ever.
Amy Schumer if true
What is this moron even talking about?
They did. Pay attention
Most likely
Some older phones, which have stronger transmitters and operate on analog networks, can be used at a maximum altitude of 10 miles, while phones on newer digital systems can work at altitudes of 5 to 6 miles. A typical airline cruising altitude would be 35,000 feet, or about 6.6 miles.
Solid point..Let me ask Bill Clinton..I will get back to ASAP
Are you challenging to a push down contest? I dont work for you..YOU..YOU KNOW THE THING
Biden is going to win against Trump. In the adult diaper contest. C'mon Man! I piss my pants. You know the thing..Piss myself
Who else could direct such a masterpiece?
This is the best meme all day...Hands down...LMFAO!!!!
Focus groups have decided that he should take off the mask, I am guessing?
How much more of this bullshit do we have to put up with?
Stickied posts have taken a big shit in the last 2 months.