This feels like it should be a babylon bee article.
Interrupting an official government process, resisting police, daytime. The news told me this is an insurrection!
BREAKING: The US court of my ass says the 9th circuit is fake and gay
It's almost like they planned this months or years in advance
L'chaim to all my based Jewish pedes!
Now do news reports of shootings in the inner city, Meena.
This is fake news bullshit.
“Our No. 1 priority is the safety of our associates and customers,” Kelli McGannon, a King Soopers spokeswoman, said Wednesday.
kek
The Japanese internment during WWII is always cited as evidence of racism and not anti-espionage. German-Americans were interned too. The argument ought to be over due process, not racism, but we're talking about regular dumbass leftists here. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internment_of_German_Americans
Naga jiu jitsu? Naga, naga, naganna need those medals anymore
They're probably citing this numbskull, who said "it sounds big, like a shotgun or something"
Boulder police doing a great job securing that perimeter... Wouldn't want to rush in there and save lives or anything.
Nah, property doesn't matter. Maybe state lines, but not property. You can do whatever you want with it except sell it. IIRC you can even give it away, but I think there are limits to that as well, like you have to serialize it, etc.
You can make guns for yourself, just not sell them.
This. They'd argue he needs a manufacturer's license since he's selling them to the gov't for profit. The BATFE is trash.
I'm convinced Project Veritas is the ONLY group actually doing real investigative journalism, maybe aside from Epoch Times. The rest simply regurgitate the approved propaganda.
IDGAF I deport all doomers.
this is the funniest shit i've seen in my entire life
This is the guy who's going to take on Putin huh?
MSM: "oh ok."
Meanwhile Xiden is studying for his next presser.