by ZI_Sly
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nateyboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

wolf is going to be sucking cock for motel money in west philly before the 20's are over

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nateyboy 8 points ago +8 / -0

whole foods prices are tyranny. you have to really hate "poor people" (as joe biden calls them) to pay whole food prices for the same food you can get half price around the block. people mainly shop there to price out undesirables. liberals mainly shop there. Same reason they buy 300,000 dollar houses on the nice side of town when they can get the same square footage in the black neighborhood for 50,000 or less. I ask liberals about this all the time. I say "you sure your life isn't based around pricing black people out of your daily existence?"

they shit. that's a fun game to play with liberals.

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nateyboy 1 point ago +1 / -0

then when he looks in the trash can right next to his podium and see the other ones ripped up and starts asking questions we'll call him a racist nazi bigot and say there are no other ballots and he's just saying that because he's not under oath in front of a judge, accuse him of just saying it for the camera.

worked for them, should work for us. see no reason why not

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nateyboy 7 points ago +7 / -0

remember, remember the 3rd of november

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nateyboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

salty army should make [clan] after our names so everyone knows we got friends and our dads work at bungee/microsoft

by mmw_21
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nateyboy 1 point ago +1 / -0

oh no, rich people are going to lose money for half a day then get it back. And managers of mutual funds will move the money out and back in for no good fucking reason, charge a fee for both transactions on top of the 2.5% criminally high annual fee they're already charging these poor honest hard working people who don't read the fine print on their company 401k plans

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nateyboy 4 points ago +4 / -0

white robes with a red cross, should totally dispel all the myths we're a bunch of backwoods kkk members

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nateyboy 1 point ago +1 / -0

just for you, New York law (expert self defense difficulty level): No magazine, single round break barrel competition .22 and you have to keep a single .22LR round in your shoe.

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nateyboy 15 points ago +15 / -0

This guy literally achieved world renowned Top Hacker status today. An xbox live achievement that's super rare. like super.

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nateyboy 1 point ago +1 / -0

jerk off 15 minutes before you fuck like a teenager trying to impress a girl and fuck the shit out of her for an hour then come back to us, stinky fingers and all

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nateyboy 16 points ago +16 / -0

what's the numbers on straight women willing to date bulldykes? or what do they call bulldykes now? Man with a clam?

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nateyboy 7 points ago +7 / -0

yeah fuck her. you dont want her face on you anyways. definitely do something cool with him. fucking a hooker. motorcycle. shirtless with an AR. something

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nateyboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm just planning on going Bruce Willis from Pulp Fiction on my brainwashed kin when shit goes down: "Where'd you get the motorcycle?" "It's a chopper." "Where'd you get the chopper?" "Zed." "Who's Zed?" "Zed's dead baby."

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nateyboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

i bet if you eat one of those you'll fucking meet pepe

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nateyboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

dont know what you'll get if she coughs in your mouth from that end

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nateyboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

their HR department spends most of its time helping their own employees leverage the SSI/SSD/EBT program so they don't have to pay living wages

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nateyboy 8 points ago +8 / -0

WOAH, i thought you needed a gameboy color to screenshot. didn't know you could do it on the original

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nateyboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

they're going to reboot that movie except it'll be God of Ballots and it'll be about the fucking guys in Dominion rigging every election world wide for 30 years

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