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nateyboy 1 point ago +1 / -0

i would. but my standards are so low it's embarassing. one star, common stock pig.

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nateyboy 1 point ago +1 / -0

no time for military tribunals. use those soleimani ninja missiles to kill everyone involved using their cell phone locations. extra points for every one of them you hit on the toilet.

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nateyboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

i hope they get it. they'll be broke in a year: gold chains, gold teeth, 3 wrecked cars, put 100 strippers through college, a mansion they didn't know they had to pay property taxes on... and it's gone.

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nateyboy 1 point ago +1 / -0

fuckin OANN right now is showing deblasio talking about covid-19 over showing giulianni live

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nateyboy 5 points ago +5 / -0

German commander day before D-day, "So which is it? Are they dropping paratroopers or doing a beach landing? Why do I keep hearing both?"

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nateyboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."

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nateyboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fuck yeah! Boomers turning out! go boomers!

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nateyboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

that guy called me a whiney little bitch on here a few days ago

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nateyboy 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol, on this episode of "you suck, change my mind."

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nateyboy 4 points ago +4 / -0

park anywhere, if anyone says anything to you ask them for a dollar, if a cop says anything to you ask him if he's got an extra narcan you can have. you'll blend right in.

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nateyboy 11 points ago +11 / -0

it's all fun and games until 2 days from now we see cousin eddie emptying the shitter in the sewer drain out front of the white house

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nateyboy 9 points ago +9 / -0

i like that jack attended a Senate hearing with a nose ring in looking like a 12yr old girl with a glued on beard.

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nateyboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or when their audience reacts understandingly to the headline "we were exaggerating before but now it's actually happening, for serious, like..."

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nateyboy 16 points ago +16 / -0

if you threatened his life you owe me at least 2/52nds of $69.99

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nateyboy 16 points ago +16 / -0

that's what i am saying. he was going to do a 6 hour stream showing us abandoned lots where thousands of voters listed their addresses and it never came.

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nateyboy 19 points ago +19 / -0

this is the biggest story of his career. it's like NASA spotting an inbound alien spaceship then going on christmas break.

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nateyboy 3 points ago +3 / -0

is that you Bill Richmond?

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