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neatneatknife 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this man a professional clock cleaner? Because every time I turn around he’s cleaning these peoples clocks. Whamo!

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neatneatknife 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love that he literally has to censor the name of this website in order for his own tweet to not be banned, and he still doesn’t realize that they’re the baddies..

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neatneatknife 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh no, the elitist that fund and control the deep state against Trump and all of us lowly working class people are having a bad week?! /s

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neatneatknife 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ve been a punk rocker since I was 12 years old. The Ramones are the greatest rock n roll band ever. I always live by the 3rd rule..

3rd rule isssss.. don’t talk to commies!

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neatneatknife 4 points ago +4 / -0

So for clarification... Public shitting, still ok. Public sitting, not ok.

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neatneatknife 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy Shit. He was born the same night the Ramones “Its Alive” album was recorded live at the rainbow room. The greatest live rock n roll album ever recorded. Or, if you ask me, possibly the best record EVER!

“Third rule is.. DONT TALK TO COMMIES!”

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neatneatknife 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t worry Obianaju, she doesn’t know what Kwanzaa is either. She’s just saying whatever she thinks will make her more wompom.

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neatneatknife 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hmmmmm. Possibly telling people to “evacuate” so they’ll be out in the street when it goes off?

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neatneatknife 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dude, holy shit I have a line in my standup act where I almost say this word for word!

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neatneatknife 9 points ago +9 / -0

Dude that’s what I said!! I have liberal friends that swear up and down that this doesn’t look sketchy at all to them.. can you imagine lying to yourself that much, that you can’t even admit suspicious behavior when you see it?

My response was, if nothing else, the way Ruby stares is one of those stares of “is she going to make it?!” stares. Like when you’re watching to see a life and death matter happen right before yours eyes.

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neatneatknife 2 points ago +2 / -0

Would you belieeeeeve..

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neatneatknife 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think it was taken by his family members.

Edit: I just looked it up and it was taken by an AP photographer/journalist who was “accidentally” let in with the agents...

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neatneatknife 2 points ago +2 / -0

Take that motorboat to a Trump boat parade!

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neatneatknife 16 points ago +16 / -0

Abort your children and surround yourself with cat piss soaked pillows and you have no family to show your face in front of *taps side of forehead

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neatneatknife 12 points ago +12 / -0

It’s a kids movie from the early 90s called Witches. Basically about a bunch of witches who want to kill children, so it’s pretty fitting.

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neatneatknife 2 points ago +2 / -0

Kamala Harris vagina for breakfast?! No thanks!

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neatneatknife 3 points ago +3 / -0

I shared this on the original TD on reddit back in the day. The best part is the private conversation Larry King is having with Bill Clinton during a commercial break where he literally tells him that Ted Turner is on his side and CNN will do whatever the clintons need.

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neatneatknife 1 point ago +1 / -0

I used to live in Fulton County, Atlanta, GA. I was bombarded with texts. To one of them I did reply with, “I can’t vote there!! I moved two years ago!!”

How can I find out if someone voted under my name there?

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