The trans agenda is semantic claptrap, and you actually thinking engaging them within this sphere will result in something "productive." Your suggestions are not even original. Just say you're straight -- wow, never thought of that!
This is an exercise in satire that exposes the absurd arbitrariness of labels with respect to sexuality. This is making a mockery of the left not "playing into their hands."
It's just bad compression. There's no point faking this.
Don't get distracted.